New Paris Hilton Album Looms Near — Lil Wayne Signs Has-Been To Label

Paris Hilton Record Deal

Perhaps all the seizing has affected the basic functioning of Lil Wayne‘s brain, because the sizzurp-sipping, seizure-afflicted rapper has just signed Paris Hilton to his record label, Cash Money Records.

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Chief Keef Arrested For Smoking Weed In Hotel — #PotProblems

Chief Keef Arrested

Chief Keef (real name: Keith Cozart) was arrested yesterday, May 20, 2013, in DeKalb County, Georgia, for disorderly conduct.

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Justin Bieber’s Billboard Awards Speech — Little Biebs Has Grown Into A Big, Douchey Douche Lord

Justin Bieber Speech Billboard Awards

Last night, June 19, 2013, Justin Bieber attended the Billboard Music Awards, and was presented with the first-ever Milestone Award… because The Biebs has been on the pop planet since 2009, and four years is, like, a really, really big milestone.

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Kanye West Is Gay & Kim Kardashian Is A Lesbian — The Cold, Hard Truth

Kanye West Gay

Thanks to a certain characteristically out-of-touch celebrity gossip rag, questions about Kanye West‘s sexuality have recently risen to the surface.

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Randy Jackson Quit ‘American Idol’ — Another Judge Bites The Dust

Randy Jackson Quit American Idol

Randy Jackson, the last (original) man standing at American Idol, announced today, May 9, 2013, that he’s leaving the reality singing competition after season 12.

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