Our world has many flaws, but the greatest crisis facing our modern world involves the hoards and hoards of ugly celebrities people think are hot. Hot Shiitake’s omniscient hotness expert is here to show you idiots the light. You’re welcome.
Hot Shiitake’s omniscient hotness expert does not see the appeal of this most-fugly Victoria’s Secret model. Ach.
While it’s painful to say, this was an incredibly not-half-bad week in the hot celebrity pics department. What is this world coming to?!? We can probably place a large portion of blame upon the GQ Men of the Year Awards party. And those damn Victoria’s Secret Angels. And, surprisingly, the Twilight premiere.
Ugh, whatever, time for this week’s hot celebrity pics. Yay.
Ughh, really, J.Love??
Jennifer Love Hewitt annoys the piss outta everyone, as she poses up a stupid storm at the Los Angeles premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 (November 14, 2011).
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were looking all lovey-dovey at the 39th Annual American Music Awards (November 20, 2011).
They make me quite ill, and they should make you ill, too, if you know what’s good for you.
Ach. Mine eyes burneth, yet mine heart soars. Ugly returneth.
Bless my soul. Dare I say it? Donatella Versace manages to make Emma Roberts look… almost pretty. (But then again, Donatella could have that effect on pretty much anybody.)
Emma Roberts & Donatella Versace pose on the black carpet, at the Versace for H&M Fashion Show, in New York City. (November 8, 2011)
Enjoy yourself some glittery boobs and biyaaaaatchez.
