Ice-T & Coco’s Baby Is Here: Coco’s Butt Is Once Again Her Main Lady Lump

Ice T Coco Baby Born

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Coco Austin‘s booty has taken back its rightful throne as Coco’s biggest lady lump. Which is our fancy-pants way of saying Ice-T‘s lady has given birth. No more baby bump!

Sorry, pregnancy fetishizers, Coco’s sexy pregnancy has come to an end — which means, instead of her Instagram being strictly sexy belfies (that’s butt selfies, for all you newbs), Coco’s Instagram will have a healthy mix of hyper-sexualized shots of herself and cute photos of her innocent little lamb-baby, Chanel. And maybe a few sexy baby pics? Sorry, that’s inappropriate. But let’s take a look at some actual pictures Coco has grammed, shall we?

Just a sexy belfie:

A photo posted by Coco (@coco) on

Lookit! A sexy baby pic!! Adorablez

A photo posted by Coco (@coco) on

And whatever this is:

A photo posted by Coco (@coco) on

Yeesh.

To wrap it all up, here’s a sweet shot of their precious newborn angel:

We couldn’t have picked a better name for the little dear — Coco and Chanel go together like pregnancy and crop tops (okay, that might not be the best example…). Nevertheless, Ice-T and hot Coco have taken their family from being drink-based, to being… not drink-based. Sorry, that joke kind of died on the vine. Get off our backs, there’s a highly intriguing episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians on, okay? We can’t be on top of our joke game 24/7.

Anywho, we wonder what Coco Chanel thinks of Ice and Coco’s choice of baby name. Seeing as she was such a sour old puss (we’re making this assumption solely based upon a strong hunch, since we never got around to watching that documentary movie or whatever it was), she probably hates it. So, great job, guys, you (probably) pissed off an old dead lady. God rest her soul. (Calling someone both old and dead might be beating a dead horse, but that is neither here nor there.)

Whatever, enough chit-chat about this dumb celebrity baby. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU TWO!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3

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