Cruel? Nay. Hilarious.
SwagSec Reacts To Amy Winehouse Death — Tweet #1:
BREAKING NEWS: WINEHOUSE DEAD. SWAGSEC MEMBERS SUSPECTS. #VICTORY !!!
Eloquent writing isn’t exactly SwagSec’s forte…
And the absolute best reaction to anything, ever:
SwagSec Hackers Dance On Amy Winehouse’s Grave
The hackers of Swagger Security blasted off a series of tweets, celebrating Amy Winehouse‘s death, but this has got to be our favorite:
RACIST CRACKHEAD WHITE DEVIL B*TCH DEAD! DEATH 2 THE WHITE DEVIL HAS BEEN DELIVERED ALL HAIL OUR LORD AND SAVIOR LIL B WHOOP SWAG
Proper punctuation may be a struggle for these hackers, but this tweet made us giggle, so we’re gonna let it slide.
Winehouse Autopsy Results ‘Revealed’
In another glorious, ill-punctuated tweet the hackers reveal Amy Winehouse’s autopsy results much sooner than we expected. What a bunch of chuckleheads.
WINEHOUSE AUTOPOSY RESULTS RULEOUT SWAG OD SEVERE LACK OF SWAG LIKELY CAUSE OF DEATH WE KILLED WINEHOUSE FEDZ WHAT UP WHOOP DIS A CELEBRATION
Who knew a severe lack of swag could cause death? Be careful out there, folks; we live in a dangerous world.
If anyone needs to hire a swagger coach… look it up in the phone book, do we look like we have all the answers?
It’s so admirable that the members of Swagger Security are able to find joy, even in these dark, dark days.