As if we didn’t already know Eva Longoria was a perfect human being, girlfriend went and got her graduate degree. Seriously?
Eva Longoria’s Graduate School Degree: Beauty Has Brains
It seems as though Eva, 38, is on a mission to make regular humans feel even worse about their own sorry excuses for human existence, because being a gorgeous, successful woman in Hollywood just isn’t good enough — beauty has to show off those brains.
Eva Longoria Gets Her Master’s Degree… In Life
We already know that Eva Longoria is the master of the red carpet (especially the annual Cannes red carpet — my gawwwwd), but as of May 22, 2013, she’s also a master of Chicano Studies (before she became famous, Eva obtained her Bachelor of Science degree in kinesiology from Texas A&M University). Reportedly, Eva’s thesis was titled “Success STEMS From Diversity: The Value of Latinas in STEM Careers.” (STEM = Science, Technoolgy, Engineering, Math) — clever, right?
According to TMZ, Eva started her graduate school studies while she was still working on Desperate Housewives — somehow managing to find time for work, school, and looking fabulous. Seriously? This almost makes us hate her…
And, get this: she actually took classes IN PERSON. Who does that, these days? Perfect humans, that’s who.
Eva Longoria Doesn’t Want You To Kill Yourself
We don’t want you to get all suicidal on us, so we’re going to list all of Eva Longoria’s deepest flaws.
Time For Some Eva Longoria Wardrobe Malfunction Pics
Earlier this year, Eva Longoria had a big ol’ nip slip at the InStyle / Warner Bros. Golden Globes after party, when her flowing skirt got wrapped around her legs and she bent down to untangle herself…
Then, just last week, on May 18, 2013, Eva Longoria accidentally flashed her goods at the Cannes Film Festival, when she hiked up her seafoam green Atelier Versace gown a little too high… that’s right, full-frontal — maybe next time, she’ll remember underwear?
The day after her underwear-free wardrobe malfunction, Eva was already joking about the snafu — like a perfect human would — posting a photo of her latest magnificent Cannes dress to her Eva Longoria on WhoSay profile, along with the caption: “Here’s my dress for tonight! No wardrobe malfunctions tonight!!!”
Welp, those are literally all the flaws we can think of… is it just us, or did Eva Longoria’s wardrobe malfunctions just remind us that she has a virtually flawless body? Ughh. Time to jump off a cliff…
Anywho, now that we know Eva Longoria is better at life than we can ever hope to be, we just have one question: will she be able to find a job in this economy??