Hugh Hefner Wedding Off — Runaway Bride?
Hugh Hefner tweeted:
@hughhefner: “The wedding is off. Crystal has had a change of heart.”
The Crystal Harris and Hugh Hefner’s wedding was scheduled to take place this Saturday, June 18, 2011, and quite frankly, now that the shindig’s been called off, I am simply beside myself with grief.
I mean, seriously, how can anyone believe in true love now? All of my hopes and dreams have been crushed. Crushed into a fine powder. A powder, made up of tiny, microscopic particles of cocaine. But what good will drugs do anyone now? None. None good.
Hopefully, these two crazy kids can find it within themselves to kiss and make up. Nothing beats a celeb break-up, like a celeb reconciliation, right Speidi?