They make me quite ill, and they should make you ill, too, if you know what’s good for you.
“Look at me, I’m
Sandra Dee Justin B.” Or is he?…
(Hot Shiitake History Lesson: For all you uneducated little idiots who’ve never heard of Clark Gable, he was the star of countless films, most famous for his role as Rhett Butler, in Gone With the Wind. He was also one handsome devil.)
Look at those two little s#!ts. Just look at ‘em. They think life is so great; all sunshine and roses and ponies and s#!t.
On behalf of 15-year-old girls everywhere, we can’t wait ’til Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez break up. Time to get a taste of the real world, b*tches.