Not-currently-pregnant women everywhere, be on high alert:
Tareq and Michaele Salahi are on the prowl for an empty womb in which to crash grow a baby … and we all know that this couple is predisposed to showing up uninvited to even the most highly secured areas (allegedly)…
Tareq & Michaele Salahi’s Baby Dreams
That’s right, even the Secret Service mightn’t be able to keep the Salahis out of your womb.
TMZ spoke with Michaele, who explained that she and Tareq have chosen to have their baby via surrogate, because of Michaele’s disputable multiple sclerosis (Michael’s MS has been heavily debated by the cast of The Real Housewives of D.C., as well as many others who doubt her trustworthiness…), and her very definitely real old age (for child-bearing, at least — she’s 45).
Michaele also told TMZ:
“I’m overjoyed with the hope of starting a family and the blessing of love and peace a child will bring to our lives.”
A child bringing peace to the lives of their parents? Interesting theory.
WATCH: Michaele Salahi Singing ‘Bump It’
If you haven’t seen Michaele Salahi’s version of singing and dancing, you should really watch this…
Middle-Age Pregnancy Risks
Fact: babies born to women who are “over-the-hill” are basically guaranteed to have all kinds of crap wrong with them. 
Here’s a picture of Josie Duggar, born five months premature, to 43-year-old Michelle Duggar: