Britney Spears Is a Slave 4 U, Till The World Ends

Britney Spears Till The World Ends

Brit-Brit released the music video for her latest single, “Till The World Ends,” in the wee hours of the morning. 3am EST, I believe was the exact time. Strange, strange timing. I don’t get it, but whatever.

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Katy Perry Is A Sexy Alien (And Other Rant-om Thoughts)

Katy Perry Alien

Today, Katy Perry released the music video for her single E.T., featuring Kanye West. If you’re not already, it’s time to get excited, b*tches.

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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Singing Career: Hope For Humanity Fades, But A Faint Glimmer Remains

Gwyneth Paltrow Singing

If I squint hard enough, people won’t notice my awful singing…

Lately, there has been much talk surrounding Gwyneth Paltrow’s future as a recording artist; but contrary to several reports, she has NOT YET signed any record deal…

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Kim Kardashian Taps Into New, Untapped Source of Self-Promotion

Kim Kardashian Song

Kim Kardashian has stated that she’s a “people pleaser,” so that’s probably why she’s released a single (that’s right: MUSIC), giving the world and the music industry exactly what it needed: more auto-tune. THANKS, KIMBO! You’re so self-less.

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Lady Gaga Pulls Foreign Object From Vagina, Surprises No One

Lady Gaga‘s “Born This Way” music video premiered earlier today.

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