Hot Shiitake Archives

The Week in Not Half Bad: Kim Kardashian & More Springy Goodness

Hot Celebrity Pics

Awl-wright, chaps, queue up, it’s time for a right spot of hot celebrity pics from the past week or so.

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The Week in Ugly: Miranda Kerr & More Ugly Celebrities People Think Are Hot

Miranda Kerr Ugly

Our world has many flaws, but the greatest crisis facing our modern world involves the hordes and hordes of ugly celebrities people think are hot. Hot Shiitake’s omniscient hotness expert is here to show you idiots the light. You’re welcome.
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The Week In Not Half Bad: Victoria’s Secret & More Hot Celebrity Pics

Hot Celebrity Pics

While it’s painful to say, this was an incredibly not-half-bad week in the hot celebrity pics department. What is this world coming to?!? We can probably place a large portion of blame upon the GQ Men of the Year Awards party. And those damn Victoria’s Secret Angels. And, surprisingly, the Twilight premiere.

Ugh, whatever, time for this week’s hot celebrity pics. Yay.
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The Week In Not Half Bad — Fashion Week, TIFF, & Bikinis: Yeah, Girrrrl

Hot Celebrity Pics

Yee-haw, we reckon it’s time to take a look-see at this week’s hot celebrity pics. Giddy-up, now.

Tamara Ecclestone

Tamara Ecclestone Bikini
Ride ’em, cowboy!

Tamara Ecclestone shows off her bikini bod at an LA beach. (September 5, 2011)

In an effort to become the next Hilton sisters, Tamara plans to follow her younger sister, Petra Ecclestone, to LA. There’s gotta be at least one extra room for Tammy in Candy Spelling’s former mansion, but Tamara has been looking to buy a place of her own, even looking at Ellen DeGeneres’ crazy-big estate.
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The Week In Ugly: Lady Gaga’s Clown Paint, Taylor Momsen & More

Ugly Celebrities

Oh my, my, my. When it rains, it pours; and this week’s ugly cup runneth over.

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