Justin Bieber Selfie App Is Crap — ‘Shots Of Me’ Is As Dumb As It Sounds

Justin Bieber Selfie App Shots Of Me

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Justin Bieber’s Billboard Awards Speech — Little Biebs Has Grown Into A Big, Douchey Douche Lord

Justin Bieber Speech Billboard Awards

Last night, June 19, 2013, Justin Bieber attended the Billboard Music Awards, and was presented with the first-ever Milestone Award… because The Biebs has been on the pop planet since 2009, and four years is, like, a really, really big milestone.

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Justin Bieber In Hospital For Breathing Problems — What A Gas (Mask)

Justin Bieber Hospitalized

Justin Bieber lost his breath and collapsed (i.e. fainted like a little girl) on stage at his concert in London at the O2 arena (this all went down on Thursday, March 7, 2013, if you really must know the exact date). Biebs stopped the show, got checked out by docs backstage, and then, by the grace of god, found the strength to come back and finish his concert. The show must go on, after all.

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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez: 2011 American Music Awards Edition

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez AMA 2011

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were looking all lovey-dovey at the 39th Annual American Music Awards (November 20, 2011).

They make me quite ill, and they should make you ill, too, if you know what’s good for you.

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Justin Bieber Sets Mom On Fire — JB’s Psychotic Pyromania Revealed

“BURN, DEVIL WOMAN! BURN!!!” Justin Bieber shouted, as he set his mom aflame at his concert last night, in Berlin.

Those may not have been his exact words… He said something more along the lines of “Happy Birthday,” but at the end of the day, it’s really all the same.

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