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The Week In Ugly: Week of April 17-23, 2011

Today may be Easter, but ugly don’t take breaks just ’cause the Lord hath risen!

So, if you’re like me, & your Easter basket was chock full o’ bulls#!t, here’s some ugly to replace the b.s. with mounds of glee (and I’m not talking about the TV show starring that girl whose mouth takes up half her face. Although, SPOILER ALERT: she might be making a guest appearance in this week’s Ugly!).

But first, the lovely basket of joy that the Easter Bunny so kindly blessed me with:

Worst Easter Basket
Yep, that’s PB, Marmalade, Ladybug socks, a crappy hairbrush, AND shredded documents!
WOWIE ZOWIE! Thanks E-Bunz!

Now, time for this week’s ugly!
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The Week In Ugly: Week of March 7-13, 2011

We had another ugly week! Personally, I’m quite glad, because I wouldn’t know what to do with myself if there were ever a week with NO ugly. How depressing would that be? I don’t even want to think about it, so let’s get started on this week’s ugliest.

Kelly Bensimon In A Bikini

Kelly Bensimon

Kelly Bensimon’s bikini body actually makes for a pretty hot man. Maybe I should’ve left this one out…

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