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Mischa Barton’s Handbag Line: Has-Been Has High Hopes For Handbags

Mischa Barton Handbag Line

In what appears to be a desperate move to save a tragically unsalvageable career, Mischa Barton launched a handbag lineā€¦ in 2008. Who knew?
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The Week In Ugly: Crazy Cameltoe, Where’s Waldo & More Delights

Khloe Kardashian Camel Toe

The gods of ugly have blessed us with a bountiful harvest of ugly celebrities this week; much of which has been sewn, and subsequently reaped, at the 2011 Cannes Film Festival, both on and off the red carpet. Those Frenchies sure have a sneaky way of spreading their ugly seed.
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The Week In Ugly: Tori Spelling Blasts Her Baby Bump & More Fashion Crimes

Tori Spelling Baby Bump

Sometimes the gods of ugly really make my life easy.

The amount of glorious ugly I’ve witnessed this past week has made for a lovely ugly start to the month of May. Apparently, April showers bring May ugly.

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