The Week in Ugly: Taylor Momsen Smoking & More Ugly Fugs

Ugly Celebrities People Think Are Hot

Hot Shiitake’s omniscient hotness expert has been placed on this wretched earth to shine the bright, blinding spotlight of truth upon all of the ugly celebrities people think are hot, while shouting from atop a mighty mountain, “Hey, world, not so hot now, are they?”. Yeah, not so hot.

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The Week in Ugly: Lindsay Lohan’s Drunk Eye, Taylor Momsen & More

Ugly Celebrity Pics

Let’s skip all that useless drivel, and dive right into some wonderfully ugly celebrity pics, shall we?
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The Week in Ugly — Lady Gaga: Knight In Shining Armor & More Fun With Ugly

Lady Gaga Versace Ugly

Ach. Mine eyes burneth, yet mine heart soars. Ugly returneth.

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The Week In Ugly: Lady Gaga’s Clown Paint, Taylor Momsen & More

Ugly Celebrities

Oh my, my, my. When it rains, it pours; and this week’s ugly cup runneth over.

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The Week In Ugly: Week of April 24-30, 2011

The end of the month gave us a whole lotta ugly. And that’s the best gift of all.

Mariah Carey Pregnant

Mariah Carey Pregnant

Check out Mariah Carey’s pregnant belly button — she’s about to freakin’ POP.

Mariah Carey just gave birth to twins yesterday, May 1, 2011, so we should probably offer her and Nick Cannon our well-wishes. Congratulations, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon! You guys suck.
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