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The Week In Ugly: Snaggle Toes At Cannes & More Fun Fugliness

Cannes Worst Dressed

From the 2013 Cannes Film Festival’s worst dressed, to the fugly celebs at the Billboard Awards, this week was filled with ugly celebrities, and we ain’t mad at that. Enjoy!

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The Week in Ugly: Taylor Momsen Smoking & More Ugly Fugs

Ugly Celebrities People Think Are Hot

Hot Shiitake’s omniscient hotness expert has been placed on this wretched earth to shine the bright, blinding spotlight of truth upon all of the ugly celebrities people think are hot, while shouting from atop a mighty mountain, “Hey, world, not so hot now, are they?”. Yeah, not so hot.

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The Week In Not Half Bad — Fashion Week, TIFF, & Bikinis: Yeah, Girrrrl

Hot Celebrity Pics

Yee-haw, we reckon it’s time to take a look-see at this week’s hot celebrity pics. Giddy-up, now.

Tamara Ecclestone

Tamara Ecclestone Bikini
Ride ’em, cowboy!

Tamara Ecclestone shows off her bikini bod at an LA beach. (September 5, 2011)

In an effort to become the next Hilton sisters, Tamara plans to follow her younger sister, Petra Ecclestone, to LA. There’s gotta be at least one extra room for Tammy in Candy Spelling’s former mansion, but Tamara has been looking to buy a place of her own, even looking at Ellen DeGeneres’ crazy-big estate.
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The Week In Ugly: Grandma Bikinis, Smoking Old Hags & More

Ugly Celebrities

We’re gonna start this week’s ugly with another guessing game!

(See “Guess The Celebrity” to play s’more!)

Guess which Disney Channel star was caught smoking this week?
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The Week In Ugly: Dumpster Divers, Female Body Builders & More

Ugly Celebrity Pics

We’re gonna start this week’s ugly with a little guessing game:

Can you guess which celebrity was caught eating out of a dumpster?

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