Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux: America’s Most Boring Couple Gets All Matchy-Matchy Penguin Time

Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston Matching

Just when you think Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux couldn’t possibly get more “blah” … they wear these matchy-matchy black and white ensembles to some boring event at the Beverly Hilton. (In case you’re just dying to know, the humdrum event in question was the 26th Annual American Cinematheque Awards on November 15, 2012 – bet you’re so glad we told you, right?).

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Katy Perry Is A Sexy Alien (And Other Rant-om Thoughts)

Katy Perry Alien

Today, Katy Perry released the music video for her single E.T., featuring Kanye West. If you’re not already, it’s time to get excited, b*tches.

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Lady Gaga Pulls Foreign Object From Vagina, Surprises No One

Lady Gaga‘s “Born This Way” music video premiered earlier today.

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Naming Names: Taylor Swift and Her Beady Little Eyes

Kisses! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

That’s right, I’m naming names, and the name is: TAYLOR SWIFT. And it’s high time someone called her out on her malarkey.

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