Harvard Professor Expels Obscene Amount Of Time & Energy Trying To Get $4 Back From Chinese Restaurant

Harvard Professor Emails Chinese Restaurant

What would you do if you discovered a restaurant, whose food you’d enjoyed, had overcharged you by $4 on what you’d expected would be a $53.35 bill? You’d probably feel annoyed, but do nothing, because you’re a lazy human just like the rest of us, right?

But now, imagine you’re a douchey associate professor at Harvard Business School, and a restaurant, whose food you’d enjoyed, overcharged you by $4. Bet that changes things, huh? No? You’re still a normal human, you think? Well, you think wrong. You’d raise hell and spend countless hours writing pointless emails to the humble owners of Ye Ole Mom and Pop Chinese Restaurant (real name, Sichuan Garden in Brookline Village), because your time isn’t valuable and you haven’t a thing more important (and certainly nothing more entertaining) to do, nosiree.

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Justin Bieber Selfie App Is Crap — ‘Shots Of Me’ Is As Dumb As It Sounds

Justin Bieber Selfie App Shots Of Me

So, there’s good news and there’s bad news…. Read more ›

Kardashian Family Christmas Cards Through The Years — Merry Khristmas!

Kardashian Family Christmas Cards Over The Years

No one knows how to do a family Christmas card quite like the Kardashians. And through good times and bad, America’s most famous family has always managed to take a holiday photo — a tradition which has grown increasingly elaborate and insane through the years. Seriously, how much do you think those guys dish out for their annual Khristmas photo? Probably more than a lot of people make in a year, we’re guessing. A worthy investment. ‘Tis the season to gift the world with a self-indulgent photo of yourself, after all. Read more ›

Kardashian Christmas Card 2013 — It’s Khristmas Time In Krazytown

Kardashian Christmas Card 2013

The fabled Kardashian Klan (kind of like the Ku Klux, but less lynch-y) have released their annual Christmas card: 2013 edition — and my, oh my, what a site for sore eyes…? Read more ›

Food Network Fires Paula Deen: Bye, Ya’ll — PLUS: Paula’s ‘Apology’ Video

Food Network Fires Paula Deen

Last month, it was revealed that Paula Deen is the truest, purest form of Southener: an old, white racist…

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