Ach. Mine eyes burneth, yet mine heart soars. Ugly returneth.

Emma Roberts & Donatella Versace

Bless my soul. Dare I say it? Donatella Versace manages to make Emma Roberts look… almost pretty. (But then again, Donatella could have that effect on pretty much anybody.)

Emma Roberts & Donatella Versace pose on the black carpet, at the Versace for H&M Fashion Show, in New York City. (November 8, 2011)

Alessandra Ambrosio

We get a chance to see Alessandra Ambrosio without makeup, as she gets prepped backstage, at the 2011 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. (November 9, 2011)

Taylor Momsen

The always-hideous Taylor Momsen does the world a great service, by hiding her dreadfully frightening countenance with her overgrown mane, at a concert with her band, The Pretty Reckless. (November 10, 2011)

Maggie Gyllenhaal

Maggie Gyllenhaal looks wholly and completely disgusting, as always, at the opening of the Armani Hotel Milano, in Milan, Italy. (November 10, 2011)

Lady Gaga: Knight In Shining Armor?

Lady Gaga looks positively wretched, at the 2011 Bambi Awards, in Wiesbaden, Germany, where she was named “Best International Pop Artist”. It seems, the Germans have confused “best” with “best-selling” and/or “worst”. (November 10, 2011)

Oh, and in case you were wondering, Germany’s Bambi Awards are, indeed, named for Bambi, i.e. the deer.

Dita Von Teese

Dita Von Teese flaunts her Geisha-meets-white-supremecist look, at the 2011 MOCA Gala, in Los Angeles. (November 12, 2011)

Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi proudly shows off her handbag in a dress that not-so-subtly accents her big ol’ titter-tatters, at her 24^th birthday party, at LAX Nightclub, in Las Vegas. (November 12, 2011)

Gwen Stefani

Gwen Stefani really knows how to, uhh, lumpily drape a bunch of fabric around her body; which she kindly demonstrated for the photogs, at the Museum of Contemporary Art Gala, in Los Angeles. (November 12, 2011)

Ugins

ug-ins [ugg-inz]
-noun
1. ugly twins
2. either of two persons or things closely resembling each other in a manner that is very unattractive, unpleasant to look at, or displeasing in appearance.
See also: uglets

Lady Gaga & Eric Idle
(as Sir Robin the Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot, in ‘Monty Python and the Holy Grail’)

Until next time, stay ugly, ya little s#!ts.

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