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Britney Spears: I’m Engaged, Ya’ll!

Britney Spears Engaged Jason Trawick

Britney Spears and her former-agent-turned-beau, Jason Trawick, are engaged (J.Traw popped the question on the evening of December 15, 2011) and the happy couple premiered their new engagement — namely Britney’s engagement ring — at Jason’s 40th birthday party at the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas, last night.

Get excited, ya’ll, ’cause Hot Shiitake has the [incredibly awkwardly posed] photos of the newly-engaged couple, below. (Spoiler Alert: Get ready for some epileptic seizing, Hot Shiitake’s master artist has prepared a fun-tastic animation for ya’ll.)

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The Week In Not Half Bad: Time For Some Hot Celebrity Bikini Pics

Celebrity Bikini Pics

Because there’s nothing like some hot celebrity bikini pics to simulataneously motivate yourself to get to the gym and depress the crap outta you (or inspire dirty thoughts, if you’re a pervy old man), this week’s “Not Half Bad” theme is: Hot Celebrities in Bikinis.
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Alessandra Ambrosio Struts Down Beach In Teeny Bikini: An Animated Tale

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini

Alessandra Ambrosio went for a bikini-clad walk on the beach in Hawaii yesterday. Enjoy.

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Emma Watson Goes for a Jog: A Cheeky, Animated Tale In Photos

Emma Watson Jogging

Cute little Emma Watson was spotted in London yesterday afternoon, on what started out as a nice, relaxing stroll — complete with ice cream — and somehow turned into… something quite strange and inexplicable.

Trust us when we tell you: you’re gonna wanna see this.
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Tareq & Michaele Salahi: White House Crashers Looking For Womb to Crash

Michaele Salahi Baby

Not-currently-pregnant women everywhere, be on high alert:

Tareq and Michaele Salahi are on the prowl for an empty womb in which to crash grow a baby … and we all know that this couple is predisposed to showing up uninvited to even the most highly secured areas (allegedly)…

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