Eyeball Feast: The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2011

Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

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Ahoy there, mateys! The 2011 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show was surely a sight to behold. Thus, let’s take a gander back and have another look-see at a few of them thar fair lasses, so we might revel in the glorious sight of the almost-perfect Victoria’s Secret models, forever and ever. Starting with…

The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2011: Backstage

Adriana Lima lingerie

Werk it, girrrl.

Adriana Lima Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2011

Adriana Lima’s victory face.

Adriana Lima Teeth

Defeat.

Adriana’s teetch are actually pretty messed up (for a supermodel, at least). But hey, nobody’s perfect. Right, Hannah Montana?

Alessandra Ambrosio Without Makeup

Remember this little gem from The Week in Ugly?
Alessandra Ambrosio Without Makeup

Ladies ‘n gents: Alessandra Ambrosio – without her clown paint. File this under: “Ugly Celebrities Without Makeup” or, maybe “Ugly celebrities people think are hot, but then you take off their makeup, and what do you see? Not so hot anymore, are they now?”

The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2011: Runway

For this portion, the Victoria’s Secret models are shown in order of ascending hotness, according to Hot Shiitake’s omniscient hotness expert.

Miranda Kerr

Miranda Kerr Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2011

Methinks the Paper Bag Princess Miranda Kerr has something in her eyeball.

Karlie Kloss

Karlie Kloss Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2011

Baby got back.

Karlie Kloss Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2011

Baby got back.

Alessandra Ambrosio

Alessandra Ambrosio Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2011

I spy with my little eye: a spot of cellulite?

Alessandra Ambrosio Victorias Secret Fashion Show 2011

Let them eat cake.

Doutzen Krous

Doutzen Krous Victorias Secret Fashion Show 2011

Victoria’s Secret Angels and/or Fairies R Hawt

Doutzen Krous Victorias Secret Fashion Show 2011

Flamenco dancer meets Victoria’s Secret lingerie, meets iron wrought fencing, meets long purple cape.

Chanel Iman

Chanel Iman Victorias Secret Fashion Show 2011
Chanel Iman gets extra hotness points for taking partial nudity to the next partially-nude level.

Izabel Goulart

Izabel Goulart Victorias Secret Fashion Show 2011

En garde!

Izabel Goulart gets extra hotness points for strapping those umbrellas to her backside and lugging them up ‘n down the catwalk.

Adriana Lima

Although Adriana Lima has a mouth full of jacked up teeth, she is the hottest of all the Victoria’s Secret models. (With the exception of a longish-short period of time after she gave birth, in November 2009. She was looking way wiggedy-whack back then.)

Adriana Lima at Victorias Secret Fashion Show 2011

¡Olé!

Adriana Lima Butt Victorias Secret Fashion Show 2011

Remember when Jessica Alba was the Dark Angel?

Adriana Lima at Victorias Secret Fashion Show 2011

The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2011: Finale Time!!

Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2011

You go, girlfriendz!

Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima Victorias Secret Fashion Show 2011

Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima are bestest friends forever!

Nicki Minaj Victorias Secret Fashion Show 2011
Next to all those stick figure Victoria’s Secret models, Nicki Minaj is probably wishing she didn’t have all that “cornbread in the guts”.

After looking at these pictures from the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, we should probably all rid our cupboards of every last carb. Fatties.

Soy is also an incognito fat-inducing betch. Better get rid of that, as well.

You can thank Hot Shiitake’s nutrition expert for the health tips later.

WATCH: The 2011 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show — Full Show

Now, let’s watch the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show so we can feel even worse about our own bodies. Yay.

XOXO,
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