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The Week In Ugly: Snaggle Toes At Cannes & More Fun Fugliness

Cannes Worst Dressed

From the 2013 Cannes Film Festival’s worst dressed, to the fugly celebs at the Billboard Awards, this week was filled with ugly celebrities, and we ain’t mad at that. Enjoy!

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The Week in Ugly: Taylor Momsen Smoking & More Ugly Fugs

Ugly Celebrities People Think Are Hot

Hot Shiitake’s omniscient hotness expert has been placed on this wretched earth to shine the bright, blinding spotlight of truth upon all of the ugly celebrities people think are hot, while shouting from atop a mighty mountain, “Hey, world, not so hot now, are they?”. Yeah, not so hot.

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The Week in Ugly: Lana Del Rey’s Fish Lips & More Wonderfully Ugly Celebs

Lana Del Rey Ugly

Oh, ugly; glorious, glorious ugly, we welcome thee with open arms.

Please enjoy these ugly celebrities, whilst we dance with joy, for God is great.

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The Week in Ugly: Lindsay Lohan’s Drunk Eye, Taylor Momsen & More

Ugly Celebrity Pics

Let’s skip all that useless drivel, and dive right into some wonderfully ugly celebrity pics, shall we?
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The Week in Ugly: Miranda Kerr & More Ugly Celebrities People Think Are Hot

Miranda Kerr Ugly

Our world has many flaws, but the greatest crisis facing our modern world involves the hordes and hordes of ugly celebrities people think are hot. Hot Shiitake’s omniscient hotness expert is here to show you idiots the light. You’re welcome.
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