American Idol Finale — Season 10 Top 2: Scotty McCreery Vs. Lauren Alaina

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American Idol Final 2

Just two country bumpkins

What a hot load of garbage! I’m back from my week-long American Idol strike, and for what? This?!? What a waste, what a true waste.

Thankfully, last night’s episode was only an hour long. If I had to sit through any more of that dull crap, I probably would’ve started carving my own wrists, just for some form of entertainment.

American Idol Finale Season 10 — Top 2: Part One


UPDATE:

The results from part two of the American Idol Season 10 finale are in.
SPOILER ALERT: Scotty McCreery won. Don’t like spoiler alerts? That’s OK. It’s too late to complain about it. Shoulda said something earlier, dum-dums.


See the update at the end of this post, to see what’s next for American Idol.

The most exciting part of last night’s American Idol epidsode was probably my frantic drive home at 6:59pm. I was super excited to see if Lauren was going to perform or not, after all the hype surrounding her “lost” voice. Girrrl, please. I bet she was sobbing backstage, as usual.

I wish Haley had taken Lauren’s spot last night, maybe the performances wouldn’t have been quite as coma-inducing.

Anywho, onto this whole recap thang.

Round One: Scotty McCreery & Lauren Alaina Reprise Their Favorite Songs

In the first round, Scotty McCreery and Lauren Alaina performed their favorite song from their past performances this season. Pretty self-expanatory.

Scotty McCreery

Performed: “Gone” by Montgomery Gentry
American Idol Finale Scotty started his performance with a really d-baggish strut through the audience, and onto the stage. Typical Scotty.And did anyone else find it incredi-dumb, that Scotty swung the mic like a bat, at the end of this performance? What a lame-o.

Watch video of Scotty McCreery performing Gone

Lauren Alaina

Performed: “Flat On The Floor” by Carrie Underwood
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Has she worn this exact same outfit before? Lauren always has the ugliest outfits, and then she repeats them! What nerve. This outfit wasn’t that bad, but overall, Lauren needs some serious guidance when it comes to dressing herself.As for her vocal performance, her voice sounded pretty strained, but overall it wasn’t completely dreadful.

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Round Two: The Idols’ Idols Song Picks

The songs performed in round two were chosen for the contestants by their very own “idols”. How cute.

Scotty McCreery

Performed: “Check Yes Or No” by George Strait
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Scotty McCreery named George Strait as his idol.George Strait chose one of his own songs for Scotty to sing. Kind of an arrogant, self-serving choice, if you ask me. No wonder George Strait is Scotty’s idol. Birds of a feather.That said, I’m not gonna knock anyone too hard for a little self-promotion. Now subscribe to my blog, you little S.O.B.’s

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Lauren Alaina

Performed: “Maybe It Was Memphis” by Pam Tillis
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Lauren Alaina named Carrie Underwood as her idol. Not a bad choice. Carrie’s career serves as the perfect model for Lauren.Carrie had a much less self-serving song in mind for Lauren than Scotty’s idol, Georgey. Good girl, keep working on that public image!Lauren wore a super sparkly, cupcake-like tutu of a dress. Interesting choice. If Lauren doesn’t win American Idol, maybe she can enter some princess pageants. I hear those are all the rage down South. Freakin’ hillbillies.

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Round Three: American Idol Winner’s New Single

The songs sung in the final round of the first part of the Season 10 American Idol finale (whoa, that’s a mouthful) will be the winner’s first single. How exciting, right? No, how very, very dull.

Scotty McCreery

Performed: “I Love You This Big”
American Idol Finale
Scotty’s final performance wins the award for MOST BORING PERFORMANCE EVER. Seriously, I almost fell asleep.Way to put the crap icing on the crap cake, Scotty! Giving the most boring performance, in a night of boring performances, is actually a pretty big feat. Hats off to you, sir!

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Lauren Alaina

Performed: “Like My Mother Does”
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Awww, a song to her mommy. How cuuuuuute.Touching, really. Maybe it’s because I have a heart of stone, or maybe it’s just the fact that I don’t enjoy my mother all that much, but I didn’t find this performance all that enthralling. Good enough, but nothing to write home about.

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So, Who Will Win American Idol Season 10?

Hot Shiitake’s bets are on Scotty McCreery. Lauren Alaina — although she is almost as dull as Scotty McCreery — gave slightly better performances last night; but Scotty has schemed his way into the hearts and minds of every little girl in the country. He’s even hypnotized a good number of our country’s not-so-intelligent women. What a bunch of simple-minded floozies.

Whatever. See you tonight, after the results are revealed in Part 2 of the American Idol Season 10 Finale.


American Idol UPDATE:

As I stated in the first update, Scotty McCreery has won American Idol. (Boo. Hiss.)

I think earlier this season, I said something along the lines of:

“If Scotty McCreery wins American Idol, I swear to god, I will burn down the American Idol studios”.

I’m not making any threats or anything, I’m just sayin’…

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One comment on “American Idol Finale — Season 10 Top 2: Scotty McCreery Vs. Lauren Alaina
  1. Amy T says:

    Aaaaargh! Can’t believe I actually tuned in to watch some of that sh*t last night.

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