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# Hot Shiitake

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- [‘Love is Blind’ Season 6 Weddings: Breakups and Makeups... Say Sike Right Now](https://hotshiitake.com/love-is-blind-season-6-weddings-recap/) - If you've been glued to your screens like us, you've witnessed the whirlwind of emotions, breakups, makeups, and, of course, the weddings on Love is Blind Season 6. So, grab your popcorn, settle in, and let's dish about the most memorable moments from the weddings episode!
- ['Love Is Blind' Season 6 Recap: Episodes 1-9 -- This Shiitake is BONKERS](https://hotshiitake.com/love-is-blind-season-6-recap-episodes-1-9/) - Welcome to the Love is Blind circus, where love ain’t blind, cheating and drama abound, and sanity is optional. Love is Blind Season 6 is a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and Megan Fox doppelgängers. Grab your popcorn and settle in, 'cause we’re all too happy to be flapping our gums about the romantic entanglements
- [Ariana Grande: "Yes, And?" is the Ultimate Disrespect + Pete Davidson & Kim Kardashian Back Together?!](https://hotshiitake.com/ariana-grande-yes-and-pete-davidson-kim-kardashian-back-together/) - Buckle up, Shiitakers, because Hot Shiitake has risen from its 10-year grave for a brand new PODCAST with fearless leader, Debra Jenn and her good friend and fellow former entertainment news journalist, Michelle! We're about to take a rollercoaster ride through the juiciest, weirdest, and downright questionable tales of the celebrity universe. From Shanna Moakler's
- [Kim Kardashian Is A Mom Again -- All Hail Baby Kimye, Pt. 2](https://hotshiitake.com/kanye-west-kim-kardashian-baby-born-gives-birth-son/) - Kim Kardashian has popped her second baby out of the ole vajeen -- what a glorious day to be alive! If you thought last Saturday's news of the birth of Ice-T and Coco's baby was special, today's news must just be blowing the roof off of your whole life. It's like Palm Sunday and Easter.
- [Chris Brown Smiles & Hugs His Way Out of a Parking Ticket, Goes On Rant](https://hotshiitake.com/chris-brown-parking-ticket-gay-rant/) - It looks like everything in the world of Chris Brown is coming up roses. And sunshine, and unicorns, and rainbows, etc. etc. Chris Brown Parking Ticket Avoidance 101 Apparently, when you're famous, all you have to do to get out of those pesky parking tickets, is give a big ol' smile to the po-po officer.
- [Britney Spears Releases 'I Wanna Go' Music Video -- WATCH](https://hotshiitake.com/britney-spears-i-wanna-go-official-music-video/) - Get excited, Britney Spears fans (AKA every person on the planet): Queen B has released her official music video for "I Wanna Go"! It looks like Brit-Brit's docs have lowered the dosage of her happy meds, 'cause in the music video for "I Wanna Go," the newest single off Brit's Femme Fetale, not only does Britney
- [Ron Artest, Err: Metta World Peace](https://hotshiitake.com/ron-artest-name-change-metta-world-peace/) - Step aside, Chad Ochocinco, there's a new name-changing athlete all up in the game. TMZ broke the story last night, kindly alerting us to the fact that Los Angeles Lakers' Ron Artest has changed his name to Metta World Peace. Ron Artest Name Change Well actually, Ron-Ron Metta clarified that his last name is all one
- [No More 'Jersey Shore'?? -- Is Seaside Heights Getting A Major Facelift?](https://hotshiitake.com/jersey-shore-cast-season-5/) - Rumors have been seriously swirling, you guys. Has Jersey Shore been cancelled?? 'Jersey Shore' Cast Change-Up Expected In Season 5 Nah, don't fret, MTV's Jersey Shore isn't going anywhere (not yet, at least). BUT, TMZ has reported that, after Season 5, there will be a new cast. So, kind of a good news, bad news
- [Lindsay Lohan's House Arrest Sentence Ends -- LiLo Is A Free Woman!](https://hotshiitake.com/lindsay-lohan-house-arrest-ends/) - After 35 excruciating days of house arrest, Lindsay Lohan is finally free to roam the good, green earth, as of 10:20 PST, Wednesday, June 29, 2013. And the best part is: she no longer has to worry about that hideous ankle bracelet making her pants look all bunchy 'n stuff. Lindsay Lohan House Arrest Sentence
- [Amy Winehouse's Website Gets Hacked... Big Time](https://hotshiitake.com/amy-winehouse-website-hacked-swagsec/) - Earlier today, Amy Winehouse's website was hacked by what is, quite possibly, the most hilarious team of hackers ever: Swagger Security, or SwagSec, for short. (It's not like I know a ton of hacker teams, though, so there could be a more hilarious team out there; who knows.) The best part is: her website is
- [The Week In Ugly: Week of June 26 - July 3, 2011](https://hotshiitake.com/hillary-clinton-intern-porn-ugly-celebrities/) - This was another delightfully ugly week, filled with the Jersey Shore, parenthood, and just a dash of porn. Kim Kardashian and Vera Wang Kim Kardashian's leopard-print romper is heinous, but Vera Wang's anorexic body and gaunt face are so much worse. Eat a sandwich, you ghastly freak. Christina Aguilera and 'The Voice' Top 4 Finalist,
- [Woman Cuts off Husband's Penis, Throws it in Garbage Disposal](https://hotshiitake.com/woman-cuts-off-husbands-penis-garbage-disposal/) - Last night, at around 9pm, California police responded to a 911 call for a "medical emergency" in the quiet city of Garden Grove, in northern Orange County... Woman Cuts Off Husband's Penis When police arrived, they found their medical emergency: a man bleeding from his private parts (or lack thereof). The woman who placed the
- [The Week In Ugly: Dumpster Divers, Female Body Builders & More](https://hotshiitake.com/cameron-diaz-ugly-body-builder-celebrities/) - We're gonna start this week's ugly with a little guessing game: Can you guess which celebrity was caught eating out of a dumpster? Think you know who the broke 'n crusty celeb is?? Here's a shot from the front: Still can't figure out who it is??... It's Vanessa Hudgens. But don't worry, V.Hudge super-fans, Vanessa
- [Rebecca Black's New Music Video -- What Comes After 'Friday'?](https://hotshiitake.com/rebecca-black-my-moment-music-video/) - Get excited: Rebecca Black has released a brand new music video for her single: "My Moment". Rebecca Black: 'My Moment' & More New Songs Ms. Black is back with a brand new track, and there's more coming soon... Rebecca Black is planning to release a 5-track EP in August!!!! We're supes excited; this is totally
- [Dina Lohan Vs Michael Lohan -- (Another) Lohan Twitter War](https://hotshiitake.com/dina-lohan-michael-lohan-feud-twitter-war/) - America's first family, the Lohans, had themselves a merry little Twitter war today. Dina Lohan & Michael Lohan Feud On Twitter This "war" between Michael Lohan and Dina Lohan was really more of a series of ranting tweets from Michael Lohan, but Dina Lohan started it. (Nuh uh!) Dina Lohan's tweet heard round the... world?:
- [Amy Winehouse DIES -- Singer Found Dead In London Apartment](https://hotshiitake.com/amy-winehouse-dies-found-dead/) - Once upon a time, we said Lindsay Lohan died, just for funzies... Well, Amy Winehouse died... And this death is real. Real-real; not Courtney Stodden rill real. Amy Winehouse Dies: R.I.P. TMZ has confirmed: "Amy Winehouse was found dead in her apartment in London today" The following is a press release from the Metropolitan Police, regarding
- [Hackers React to Amy Winehouse's Death -- 'WHOOP SWAG'](https://hotshiitake.com/amy-winehouse-death-reaction-swagsec-twitter/) - Swagger Security, the group that hacked Amy Winehouse's website last month, has tweeted their reaction to news of Amy Winehouse's death. Cruel? Nay. Hilarious. SwagSec Reacts To Amy Winehouse Death -- Tweet #1: BREAKING NEWS: WINEHOUSE DEAD. SWAGSEC MEMBERS SUSPECTS. #VICTORY !!! Eloquent writing isn't exactly SwagSec's forte... And the absolute best reaction to anything,
- [Are Lindsay Lohan & Paris Hilton BFF's Again?](https://hotshiitake.com/lindsay-lohan-paris-hilton-friends-again/) - OMG. Lindsay Lohan was totally spotted outside of Paris Hilton's Malibu beach party last night. While Lindsay and Paris weren't photographed together, this is still totally awesome news for the world of true celebrity friendships, and brings back such great memories. Remember the good ol' days? Ahh, we can only hope Lindsay & Paris continue
- [Chad Ochocinco Gets to Keep 'Ochocinco' -- Pats Pals](https://hotshiitake.com/chad-ochocinco-85-patriots-aaron-hernandez-number/) - Chad Ochocinco was traded to the New England Patriots a few days ago (Thursday, July 28, to be exact), which presented quite the predicament: #85 was already worn by the team's tight end, Aaron Hernandez (who had a not-too-shabby rookie season with the Pats) Chad Ochocinco: 85 Is The Name Of His Game As we
- [The Week In Ugly: Grandma Bikinis, Smoking Old Hags & More](https://hotshiitake.com/maggie-gyllenhaal-bikini-ugly-celebrities/) - We're gonna start this week's ugly with another guessing game! (See "Guess The Celebrity" to play s'more!) Guess which Disney Channel star was caught smoking this week? Click on the image above, to reveal the identity of this disgusting, smoking old hag. And the answer is...... It’s Vanessa Hudgens Smoking... Gross When will V.Hudge and
- [Paris Hilton & Lindsay Lohan Partying Together -- LiLo & Pare-Pare: BFF4L](https://hotshiitake.com/paris-hilton-lindsay-lohan-partying-together-again/) - OMG. This is totally exciting news in the world of celebrity friends, turned frienemies, turned actual enemies, turned friends again. Lindsay & Paris Remember when Lindsay Lohan was spotted at Paris Hilton's Malibu beach party at the beginning of the week, leading us all to wonder: are Lindsay Lohan & Paris Hilton friends again? Well, LiLo
- [Nicki Minaj Says 'Good Morning America'! With a Nip Slip](https://hotshiitake.com/nicki-minaj-nip-slip-gma-wardrobe-malfunction-video/) - Adolescent boys everywhere, rejoice: Nicki Minaj has joined countless celebrities in the ranks of the Nip Slip Brigade. Nicki Minaj Nip Slip On 'Good Morning America' That's right: earlier today, Nicki Minaj put on a real show for ABC's Good Morning America, as part of their 2011 Summer Concert Series; where she proceeded to show
- [Tareq & Michaele Salahi: White House Crashers Looking For Womb to Crash](https://hotshiitake.com/tareq-michaele-salahi-baby-white-house-crashers/) - Not-currently-pregnant women everywhere, be on high alert: Tareq and Michaele Salahi are on the prowl for an empty womb in which to crash grow a baby ... and we all know that this couple is predisposed to showing up uninvited to even the most highly secured areas (allegedly)... Tareq & Michaele Salahi's Baby Dreams That's
- [Whatcha Got There, Blake Lively?](https://hotshiitake.com/blake-lively-robe-gossip-girl-set/) - Blake Lively was spotted on the set of Gossip Girl, wearing nothing but a robe. But Blake Lively's robe isn't much to fuss over (depending on who you ask), so why do we care? Blake was carrying a very suspicious-looking object... and we're not talking about the skateboard... Blake Lively On 'Gossip Girl' Set In A
- ['Desperate Housewives Final Season Announced](https://hotshiitake.com/desperate-housewives-final-season-8-last/) - Today, some sad news broke about well-loved ABC show, Desperate Housewives. The show shall not, as hoped, live on TV forever and always. Desperate Housewives' Last Season Break out your tissues, DH fans: it has been announced that the eith season of Desperate Housewives will be its last. Eva Longoria posted the following message on
- [Emma Watson Goes for a Jog: A Cheeky, Animated Tale In Photos](https://hotshiitake.com/emma-watson-jogging-butt/) - Cute little Emma Watson was spotted in London yesterday afternoon, on what started out as a nice, relaxing stroll -- complete with ice cream -- and somehow turned into... something quite strange and inexplicable. Trust us when we tell you: you're gonna wanna see this. WARNING: Hot Shiitake, having no certified medical professionals on staff, knows
- [The Week In Ugly: Lady Gaga's Green Hair & More Monstrosities](https://hotshiitake.com/lady-gaga-green-hair-pics-ugly-celebrities/) - It is now time for your weekly dose of ugly: Lady Gaga's Green Hair Doesn’t Lady Gaga know that you’re supposed to dye your eyebrows to match your haircolor? Lady GagMe was also spotted after appearing on 60 Minutes in Hell The View: Time For Some More Ugly Celebrities Kourtney Kardashian As a highly photographed
- [Kanye West Compares Himself To Hitler ... And Michael Jordan -- VIDEO](https://hotshiitake.com/kanye-west-hitler-michael-jordan-video/) - Kanye West went on another one of his characteristic rants in the middle of a performance in England, Saturday night. In this especially strange, albeit highly entertaining rant, he compared himself to Adolf Hitler and Michael Jordan. Kanye West Compares Himself To Hitler & Michael Jordan Comparing himself to Hitler, Kanye said: "I walk down
- [Alessandra Ambrosio Struts Down Beach In Teeny Bikini: An Animated Tale](https://hotshiitake.com/alessandra-ambrosio-bikini-beach-hawaii/) - Alessandra Ambrosio went for a bikini-clad walk on the beach in Hawaii yesterday. Enjoy. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pics: Whip Yo Hair Back 'n Forth And Now: The Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini GIF We've All Been Waiting For WATCH: Fellow Hair-Whipper -- Willow Smith: 'Whip My Hair' *Animation may or may not work on mobile devices.
- [Olivia Wilde Stars In 'The Peter Griffin Sideboob Hour' (& Other Boob News)](https://hotshiitake.com/lindsay-lohan-see-through-top-olivia-wilde-sideboob/) - Olivia Wilde was photographed earlier today at the UK premiere of Cowboys and Aliens: The Peter Griffin Olivia Wilde Sideboob Hour WATCH: 'Family Guy' -- The Peter Griffin Sideboob Hour And in other celebrity boob news... Lindsay Lohan's See-Through Top (And No Bra... Yeesh) Lindsay Lohan definitely knows how to get attention -- which is why she
- [Hilary Duff Is Pregnant!](https://hotshiitake.com/hilary-duff-pregnant-baby-bump/) - Today is Hilary Duff & Mike Comrie's one-year wedding anniversary. (Cue the "awwwwwwws".) As a special treat, Hilary posted a ton of her and Mike Comrie's wedding pictures on her brand new website, along with a special announcement... Hilary Duff Pregnant "Hello everyone! This weekend, Mike and I are celebrating our 1 year anniversary! In
- [The Week In Ugly: Hollywood Classes It Up (Lol, JK.)](https://hotshiitake.com/snooki-ugly-pics-the-week-in-ugly/) - This week, celebs like LiLo, PareHil, and more brought out their classiest looks... oh, who are we kidding? That would only happen in Topsy-Turvy Land. Ok, now it's time to play a celebrity guessing game. Which super classy celeb is a super-classy "DIVA"? Ready for the answer? Surprise, surprise. It's: Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi! (with her
- [The Week In Not Half Bad: Time For Some Hot Celebrity Bikini Pics](https://hotshiitake.com/nicole-scherzinger-bikini-pics-celebs-beach/) - Because there's nothing like some hot celebrity bikini pics to simulataneously motivate yourself to get to the gym and depress the crap outta you (or inspire dirty thoughts, if you're a pervy old man), this week's "Not Half Bad" theme is: Hot Celebrities in Bikinis. Hot Celebrity Bikini Pics: Victoria's Secret Models & More Guess
- ['Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' To Salahis: You're Not Crashing This Party](https://hotshiitake.com/tareq-michaele-salahi-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills/) - Tareq and Michaele Salahi, of the cancelled Bravo reality series, 'The Real Housewives of D.C.' have made yet another desperate move. Literally. Tareq & Michaele Salahi Want On 'The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills' In a sad attempt to resurrect their reality show "careers," the Salahis are moving to a mansion in Beverly Hills that
- [Abercrombie & Fitch to The Sitch: Take Our Clothes Off](https://hotshiitake.com/the-situation-abercrombie-and-fitch-lawsuit/) - Mike Sorrentino, better known as The Situation, has landed himself in quite an interesting situation with a leading brand of clothing for American seventh graders. The Situation Vs. Abercrombie & Fitch Lawsuit Abercrombie & Fitch, known for their unique designs and super stylish customers effective use of propaganda(AKA advertising), has offered to pay Jersey Shore's
- ['The World According To Paris' -- Our Little Paris Hilton Is All Growns Up... But Nobody Cares](https://hotshiitake.com/the-world-according-to-paris-cancelled/) - Like, OMGz and a sad face with multiple tears streaming down. 'The World According To Paris' Cancelled According to Paris Hilton, the world, like, totally sucks right now, because her latest attempt at the whole reality show thing, The World According to Paris, which premiered on the Oxygen Network this past spring, has been a
- [The Week In Ugly: Hair-Raising Celebrity Hairstyles & More Fun Junk](https://hotshiitake.com/katy-perry-pink-hair-guess-the-ugly-celebrity/) - Time for a little game we like to call "Guess The Ugly Celebrity". Can you guess which ugly celebrity was spotted sporting a hot pink 'do this week? It's.... (drum roll, please) Katy Perry (With Pink Hair) Katy Perry was spotted sporting pink hair at a Los Angeles gas station, August 24, 2011. Ashley Olsen
- [The Week In Not Half Bad: Sofia Vergara's Bootylicious Jeans & More](https://hotshiitake.com/sofia-vergara-jeans-hot-celebrities/) - Let's take a peek at this week's not-half-bad-looking celebs, shall we? Eva Longoria Eva Longoria heads out for some din-din at her restaurant, Beso, in Hollywood, August 25, 2011. Rihanna Rihanna, shopping in Porto Cervo, Sardinia, August 26, 2011. Nicole Scherzinger Not too ghastly. Not too ghastly, at all... Looks like all of that bikini
- [Roast of Charlie Sheen: Winning](https://hotshiitake.com/roast-of-charlie-sheen-cast-comedy-central/) - The upcoming Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen is still almost a month away, but by the looks of it, Charlie Sheen will definitely be winning. Roast Of Charlie Sheen Cast Protect your ears, keep the caps tightly screwed on your water bottles, and get ready to die laughing. Protect your ears? Caps on water
- [The Week In Ugly: Amanda Bynes' Bloated Face & More](https://hotshiitake.com/amanda-bynes-fat-face-ugly-pics/) - For a healthy dose of ugly, simply looking in the mirror may suffice. But just in case, here's your weekly ugly supplement. Gwen Stefani Gwen Stefani, on a family outing at a Malibu beach, August 29, 2011. Amanda Bynes *"Disclaimer": Hot Shiitake has no knowledge regarding any eating disorders that Amanda Bynes may or may
- [The Week In Not Half Bad: Week of August 28 - September 4, 2011](https://hotshiitake.com/audrina-patridge-mom-drunk-rant-bikini/) - Apparently, this week's theme is: "Stars of Jersey Shore who, when compared to the past, don't look half bad". Snooki Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi is pictured at the 2011 MTV VMA's, Sunday, August 28, 2011. Jenni Jwoww Farley Jersey Shore's Jenni "Jwoww" Farley was all smiles, as her boyfriend, Roger, lugged her suitcase through LAX, August
- [Bad Boob Jobs: Guess the Celebrity Breasts](https://hotshiitake.com/bad-boob-jobs-audrina-patridge-boobs/) - Today in "Guess the Celebrity Boob Job," we ask you: Which celebrity has a deep, cavernous fissure between their breasts? Bad Boob Jobs: Guess The Celebrity Cleavage Did you guess yet? Here are the cavernous melons in question once more. (Click on the image to reveal the owner of these crappy gappy boobs) It's Audrina
- [Yvette Vickers' House For Sale -- Live In The Glamorous 90210!](https://hotshiitake.com/yvette-vickers-house-for-sale-mummified-playmate-found/) - For Sale: Cute three-story cottage, cozily nested deep in the heart of the fabulous Beverly Hills. One bed, one bath, and the ultimate in privacy! Yvette Vickers' House For Sale Pesky neighbors wearing you down? Does the possibility of going months and months without any pestering from the outside world sound like your cup o'
- [Naomi Watts Receives Film Award ... Shows Breast in Thanks](https://hotshiitake.com/naomi-watts-breast-deauville-film-festival/) - Naomi Watts received an award during a tribute for her film career at the 37th Deauville American Film Festival in Deauville, France. Naomi Watts: Breast In Show To show her gratitude for her shiny new film award, Naomi Watts put her entire breast on display (or most of it, anyway). Thanks Imoan Naomi!
- [Hilary Duff ... The Next Indiana Jones?](https://hotshiitake.com/hilary-duff-indiana-jones-hat/) - Hilary Duff was spotted meandering through West Hollywood, lugging around a ton of bags. Hilary Duff In 'Indiana Jones' Movie? Looks like someone is hoping to get approached for the next Indiana Jones flick. What do you think; could the Duffster fill Indy's shoes? And why couldn't Hilary find someone else to carry all those
- [The Week In Not Half Bad -- Fashion Week, TIFF, & Bikinis: Yeah, Girrrrl](https://hotshiitake.com/tamara-ecclestone-bikini-hot-celebrity-pics/) - Yee-haw, we reckon it's time to take a look-see at this week's hot celebrity pics. Giddy-up, now. Tamara Ecclestone Tamara Ecclestone shows off her bikini bod at an LA beach. (September 5, 2011) In an effort to become the next Hilton sisters, Tamara plans to follow her younger sister, Petra Ecclestone, to LA. There's gotta
- [The Week In Ugly: Avril Lavigne & More Probable Hollywood Witches](https://hotshiitake.com/avril-lavigne-ugly-celebrity-pics/) - Hollywood must be getting ready for Halloween, because this week was chock full of witches, villains, and one lone superhero, desperately trying to fight them all. PLUS: is crazy Britney Spears off the wagon? Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi parties it up with her boyfriend, Jionni LaValle, in Las Vegas, September 3, 2011. Avril
- [Guess The Old Celebrity Hands -- Which Old Hag Owns These Old Hands?](https://hotshiitake.com/celebrity-old-hands-renee-zellweger/) - Can you guess which celebrity owns these old, withered hands? These Celebrity Old Hands May Be Younger Than They Appear Click on the image below when you're ready to reveal the owner of these weary, world-worn hands. The Big Reveal... It's 42-year-old Renee Zellweger! (Old bat.) Renee was photographed at Carolina Herrera's Spring 2012 fashion
- [Mischa Barton's Handbag Line: Has-Been Has High Hopes For Handbags](https://hotshiitake.com/mischa-barton-handbag-line-handbags/) - In what appears to be a desperate move to save a tragically unsalvageable career, Mischa Barton launched a handbag line… in 2008. Who knew? The Mischa Barton Handbag Line: One Big Laugh-Riot These, umm, highly coveted (yeah, right) handbags were previously only available in Australia and Japan and stuff, but get excited, Mischa Barton stateside-superfans,
- [Lady Gaga On Stage During iHeartRadio Music Festival Massacre](https://hotshiitake.com/lady-gaga-iheartradio-music-festival-performance/) - Lady Gaga was one of the many acts that took the stage at the iHeartRadio Music Festival yesterday, September 24, 2011, at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas, and it was an emotionally scarring event for all in attendance, to say the very least of this horrific tragedy. Lady Gaga iHeartRadio Music Festival
- [Christina Aguilera's Michael Jackson Tribute Concert Performance: One Big Laugh-Riot](https://hotshiitake.com/christina-aguilera-weight-gain-michael-jackson-tribute-concert/) - Yesterday, October 8, 2011, was a day for the history books, as the Michael Jackson Tribute Concert... umm, happened. And, as shown in the photograph above, Christina Aguilera started her performance in a she's-the-boss skirt suit, singing Charlie Chaplin's "Smile". Michael Jackson Tribute Concert: Michael Forever Michael Forever featured some very special guests, including bright-shining
- [Lindsay Lohan to Pose Nude in Playboy (PLUS: A Walk Down Memory Lane)](https://hotshiitake.com/lindsay-lohan-playboy-magazine-nude-photos/) - Lindsay Lohan posing nude for Playboy? File this under: wildly shocking & unexpected news... Lindsay Lohan Playboy Spread Coming To A Shelf Near You Lindsay Lohan has agreed to show off her goodie-goods in a "tastefully done" nudie spread for Playboy. More good news: We might even get to see LiLo's pics sooner, rather than
- [Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian: A Fairytale Divorce](https://hotshiitake.com/kim-kardashian-kris-humphries-divorce-72-days/) - Wow. Just wow. After being married for just 72 short days, Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce from Kris Humphries. Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries Divorce First, Hugh Hefner's bride-to-be runs away, and now Kim and Kris are getting divorced? There's no longer any hope for true love. Not that there was a ton of
- [The Week In Not Half Bad: Demi Lovato Shows Boob & More Tinseltown Glitz](https://hotshiitake.com/demi-lovato-boobs-hot-celebrity-pics/) - Enjoy yourself some glittery boobs and biyaaaaatchez. Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Lopez gets her freaking glam on at the Glamour Magazine Women of the Year Awards, in New York City. (November 7, 2011) Carrie Underwood Carrie Underwood is blinged out to the teeth, like a Texas prom queen, at the 45th Annual CMT Awards, in Nashville.
- [The Week in Ugly -- Lady Gaga: Knight In Shining Armor & More Fun With Ugly](https://hotshiitake.com/alessandra-ambrosio-without-makeup-ugly-celebrities/) - Ach. Mine eyes burneth, yet mine heart soars. Ugly returneth. Emma Roberts & Donatella Versace Bless my soul. Dare I say it? Donatella Versace manages to make Emma Roberts look… almost pretty. (But then again, Donatella could have that effect on pretty much anybody.) Emma Roberts & Donatella Versace pose on the black carpet, at
- [Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez: 2011 American Music Awards Edition](https://hotshiitake.com/justin-bieber-and-selena-gomez-ama-2011/) - Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were looking all lovey-dovey at the 39th Annual American Music Awards (November 20, 2011). They make me quite ill, and they should make you ill, too, if you know what's good for you. Justin Bieber Kissing Selena Gomez "Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee Justin B." Or is he?... Justin
- [The Week In Not Half Bad: Victoria's Secret & More Hot Celebrity Pics](https://hotshiitake.com/hot-celebrity-pics-candid-celebrity/) - While it's painful to say, this was an incredibly not-half-bad week in the hot celebrity pics department. What is this world coming to?!? We can probably place a large portion of blame upon the GQ Men of the Year Awards party. And those damn Victoria's Secret Angels. And, surprisingly, the Twilight premiere. Ugh, whatever, time
- [The Week in Ugly: Miranda Kerr & More Ugly Celebrities People Think Are Hot](https://hotshiitake.com/miranda-kerr-ugly-celebrities-people-think-are-hot/) - Our world has many flaws, but the greatest crisis facing our modern world involves the hordes and hordes of ugly celebrities people think are hot. Hot Shiitake's omniscient hotness expert is here to show you idiots the light. You're welcome. Miranda Kerr Hot Shiitake's omniscient hotness expert does not see the appeal of this most-fugly
- [Eyeball Feast: The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2011](https://hotshiitake.com/victorias-secret-fashion-show-2011/) - Ahoy there, mateys! The 2011 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show was surely a sight to behold. Thus, let's take a gander back and have another look-see at a few of them thar fair lasses, so we might revel in the glorious sight of the almost-perfect Victoria's Secret models, forever and ever. Starting with... The Victoria's Secret
- [The Week in Not Half Bad: Rihanna Diddles Her Own Skittle & More](https://hotshiitake.com/rihanna-masturbates-on-stage-hot-celebrity-pics/) - Time for this week's hot celebrity pics, urrv'rybody! Let's start this week off right with some scantily-clad celebs, shall we? Because even when celebrities are in long gowns, they still manage to be wearing next-to-nothing. Isn't it great?! Izabel Goulart Izabel Goulart flashes her nipples in a sheer dress as she dances and twirls in
- [Britney Spears: I'm Engaged, Ya'll!](https://hotshiitake.com/britney-spears-engaged-jason-trawick/) - Britney Spears and her former-agent-turned-beau, Jason Trawick, are engaged (J.Traw popped the question on the evening of December 15, 2011) and the happy couple premiered their new engagement -- namely Britney's engagement ring -- at Jason's 40th birthday party at the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas, last night. Get excited, ya'll, 'cause
- [A Tale Of Two Vaginas (Feat. Hazel Jones, The Woman With Two Vaginas)](https://hotshiitake.com/woman-with-two-vaginas-hazel-jones/) - Hazel Jones, now known simply as "the woman with two vaginas" (and two fully formed vaginas, at that), recently became famous in the UK, when she paraded her two vaginas on ITV's This Morning (which, by the way, must be an absolutely magical programme, because it was this very same show that shone the global
- [The Week in Ugly: Lindsay Lohan's Drunk Eye, Taylor Momsen & More](https://hotshiitake.com/ugly-celebrity-pics/) - Let's skip all that useless drivel, and dive right into some wonderfully ugly celebrity pics, shall we? Katherine Heigl Katherine Heigl arrives at LAX in a fugly red hat, fugly sunglasses, and scads of other fugly accessories adorning her fugly face and body. (February 8, 2012) S'more Ugly Celebrity Pics Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan shows
- [The Week in Ugly: Lana Del Rey's Fish Lips & More Wonderfully Ugly Celebs](https://hotshiitake.com/lana-del-rey-ugly-celebrities/) - Oh, ugly; glorious, glorious ugly, we welcome thee with open arms. Please enjoy these ugly celebrities, whilst we dance with joy, for God is great. Whoopi Goldberg Dancing & Yelling (?) Whoopi Goldberg broke every single camera at the 20th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Oscars Viewing Party. Rude. (February 26, 2012) More Ugly Celebrities!!!
- [Kendra Wilkinson Dancing & Booty Shaking With The Uh... Beautiful People](https://hotshiitake.com/kendra-wilkinson-dancing-in-club/) - Remember Kendra Wilkinson? Kendra Wilkinson Dancing 'n Booty Signing Like the Good Ol' Days You may have forgotten all about Kendra Wilkinson, of The Girls Next Door fame, but this chick hasn't: Kendra Wilkinson partied the night away in a club in Atlantic City, New Jersey - the classiest place on earth, and a place
- [The Week in Ugly: Taylor Momsen Smoking & More Ugly Fugs](https://hotshiitake.com/ugly-celebrities-people-think-are-hot/) - Hot Shiitake's omniscient hotness expert has been placed on this wretched earth to shine the bright, blinding spotlight of truth upon all of the ugly celebrities people think are hot, while shouting from atop a mighty mountain, "Hey, world, not so hot now, are they?". Yeah, not so hot. Taylor Momsen Smoking Looks like Tay-Tay's gettin'
- [The Week in Not Half Bad: Kim Kardashian & More Springy Goodness](https://hotshiitake.com/kim-kardashian-legs-hot-celebrity-pics/) - Awl-wright, chaps, queue up, it's time for a right spot of hot celebrity pics from the past week or so. Rihanna Rihanna got freaky while performing on The Jonathan Ross Show in an outfit oozing with boyish charm on March 3, 2012. Halfway Decent, Almost Hot Celebrity Pics Adriana Lima Adriana Lima blew a kiss
- ['16 & Pregnant' Again: Josh and Ebony Rendon Announce 2nd Pregnancy](https://hotshiitake.com/josh-ebony-rendon-pregnant-again-16-and-pregnant/) - So, what's a young couple to do when Child Protective Services takes your daughter away? Why, stick another bun in the oven, of course! Josh & Ebony Rendon Pregnant Again According to TMZ, 16 and Pregnant couple, Josh and Ebony Rendon are pregnant AGAIN. Somewhat needless to say, Joshua Rendon told TMZ that this is
- [Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux: America’s Most Boring Couple Gets All Matchy-Matchy Penguin Time](https://hotshiitake.com/jennifer-aniston-justin-theroux/) - Just when you think Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux couldn’t possibly get more "blah" ... they wear these matchy-matchy black and white ensembles to some boring event at the Beverly Hilton. (In case you’re just dying to know, the humdrum event in question was the 26th Annual American Cinematheque Awards on November 15, 2012 –
- [Crystal Harris & Hugh Hefner Engaged Again: Playboy Wedding Back On](https://hotshiitake.com/crystal-harris-hugh-hefner-engaged-again/) - Remember when Crystal called off her engagement to Hef back in June of 2011 – less than a week before they were set to tie the knot? Well, it looks like the prodigal bride has returned, as TMZ is reporting that Crystal Harris and Hugh Hefner’s wedding is back on. Three cheers for May-December romances!
- [Kim Kardashian's Cat Dies — Have MERCY!](https://hotshiitake.com/kim-kardashian-cat-died-mercy-dead/) - Kim Kardashian, the wettest blanket of all the Kardashians, shared some sad news with the class yesterday: her cat, Mercy, has died. Kim Kardashian's Cat, Mercy, is Dead. As a Doornail. Which leads us to the age-old question(s): WHAT, exactly, is a doornail? And why/how did it die?? We don't enjoy dignifying the "what" question
- [Kim Kardashian's Cat is Dead -- Mercy's Short, Tortured Life in Photos](https://hotshiitake.com/kim-kardashian-cat-mercy-pictures/) - So, Kim Kardashian's cat died... We're not gonna pretend to be a cat-loving site (they're wretched creatures, and Hot Shiitake's lunatic-in-chief happens to be allergic — just like Kimmy), but Mercy Kardashian was kuddly-kyoot, and the poor thing was only four months old when she died — plus, it's not Mercy's fault she was so
- [Sandy Hook Shooting Photo -- Remembering Victoria Soto & All The Victims Of The Newtown Tragedy](https://hotshiitake.com/sandy-hook-shooting-photo-victoria-soto/) - As early reports of the Newtown, Connecticut school shooting emerged on the morning of Friday, December 14, 2012, there was an especially haunting image from outside of Sandy Hook Elementary School, showing a young woman screaming and crying into her cell phone. This photo was captioned simply, “a woman waiting to hear about her sister,
- [Kim Kardashian's Peplum Pregnancy Pants: An Unrivaled Evil In Our Modern World](https://hotshiitake.com/kim-kardashian-peplum-pants-pregnancy-style/) - Forget about the economy, the war in Iraq, the starving children in Africa — DROP EVERYTHING, because the terrorists have launched their latest attack on America. The devil takes many forms, and this time, the devil is not wearing sheep's clothing. Nay, he is rearing his ugly head in all its fury. Yes; the devil
- [Rob Kardashian Weight Gain — He's Like, Really, Really Fat, You Guys](https://hotshiitake.com/rob-kardashian-weight-gain-fat-pics/) - Yep. Rob Kardashian is fat. There's no way around it (or him, for that matter). Rob Kardashian's Weight Gain Is A Total Downer We usually revel in a good old-fashioned celebrity weight gain, but the fact that Rob has recently let out his inner chubster is just making us sad. Seriously, the big guy has
- [Justin Bieber In Hospital For Breathing Problems -- What A Gas (Mask)](https://hotshiitake.com/justin-bieber-hospitalized-breathing-problems/) - Justin Bieber lost his breath and collapsed (i.e. fainted like a little girl) on stage at his concert in London at the O2 arena (this all went down on Thursday, March 7, 2013, if you really must know the exact date). Biebs stopped the show, got checked out by docs backstage, and then, by the
- [Kristen Stewart's Birthday Present From Robert Pattinson: A Pen — A Freakin' Pen](https://hotshiitake.com/kristen-stewart-birthday-present-robert-pattinson/) - Yesterday, April 10, 2013, was Kristen Stewart's 23rd birthday... Kristen Stewart's Birthday: Who Cares, Right? Who cares? Robert Pattinson cares. That's who. So, RPatz, ever the good and faithful (which is more than can be said of KStew, the cheater...) boyfriend, decided to bestow upon his lovely-ish lady a grand gift... Robert Pattinson: Nothing Says
- [Kim Kardashian: OOPS! You Saw My Thong Th-Thong-Thong-Thong](https://hotshiitake.com/kim-kardashian-thong-pregnant-dress/) - A six-months-pregnant Kim Kardashian stepped out in New York City with her baby daddy, Kanye West, on April 24, 2013 — showing a bit more than she bargained for (or maybe just as much as she bargained for?). Kim Kardashian's Thong Shines Through See-Through Dress After years in the spotlight, and many wardrobe malfunctions under
- [A Very Honey Boo Boo Wedding -- Mama June & Sugar Bear Get Hitched](https://hotshiitake.com/honey-boo-boo-wedding-mama-june-sugar-bear/) - Everyone's favorite country bumpkins, the Honey Boo Boo family, had a big ol' redneck wedding yesterday, May 5, 2013, in their ultra-chic, ultra-exclusive Georgia backyard. A Honey Boo Boo Wedding ... In Camo, Of Course June Shannon (AKA Mama June), 33, the Boo Boo matriarch, got married to her longtime love, Sugar Bear (real name:
- [Anne Hathaway's Blonde Hair -- 2013 Met Gala Has Us Seeing Double](https://hotshiitake.com/anne-hathaway-blonde-hair-miley-cyrus-met-gala-2013/) - Anne Hathaway has dyed her hair blonde, and she looks undeniably similar to another Hollywood starlet... Anne Hathaway: Blonde Bimbo Anne Hathaway may have dyed her hair blonde, but that doesn't mean she's any less pretentious and unrelatable than she was before the peroxide touched her tresses. On the red carpet of the 2013 Met
- [Randy Jackson Quit 'American Idol' -- Another Judge Bites The Dust](https://hotshiitake.com/randy-jackson-quit-american-idol/) - Randy Jackson, the last (original) man standing at American Idol, announced today, May 9, 2013, that he's leaving the reality singing competition after season 12. Randy Jackson Quit 'American Idol'... Avoiding Firing Squad? After dismal 12th season ratings, it seems that Mr. Jackson decided it was finally time to jump ship. One might argue that
- [Kanye West Is Gay & Kim Kardashian Is A Lesbian -- The Cold, Hard Truth](https://hotshiitake.com/kanye-west-gay-kim-kardashian-lesbian/) - Thanks to a certain characteristically out-of-touch celebrity gossip rag, questions about Kanye West's sexuality have recently risen to the surface. Is Kanye West GAY?? (Gasp) Yep; according to InTouch, "pregnant Kim Kardashian's worst fear" has come true: Kanye West is gay... As the mag tells it, Kimbo discovered Kanye's fabulous secret after the 2013 Met
- [Justin Bieber's Billboard Awards Speech -- Little Biebs Has Grown Into A Big, Douchey Douche Lord](https://hotshiitake.com/justin-bieber-speech-billboard-awards-2013-milestone-award/) - Last night, June 19, 2013, Justin Bieber attended the Billboard Music Awards, and was presented with the first-ever Milestone Award... because The Biebs has been on the pop planet since 2009, and four years is, like, a really, really big milestone. Justin Bieber's Speech At The 2013 Billboard Awards After Cee-Lo Green presented J-to-the-Bieber with
- [Chief Keef Arrested For Smoking Weed In Hotel — #PotProblems](https://hotshiitake.com/chief-keef-arrested-smoking-weed-hotel-911-call/) - Chief Keef (real name: Keith Cozart) was arrested yesterday, May 20, 2013, in DeKalb County, Georgia, for disorderly conduct. Chief Keef Arrested -- Arrest Brings Heavy Emoticons To Surface After being booked, Keef tweeted this touching message, complete with "Eyes Closed" smiley with gun to the head, and "Angry, Red-Faced" smiley: It seems Keef is
- [New Paris Hilton Album Looms -- Lil Wayne Gives Has-Been Record Deal](https://hotshiitake.com/paris-hilton-record-deal-lil-wayne-album/) - Perhaps all the seizing has affected the basic functioning of Lil Wayne's brain, because the sizzurp-sipping, seizure-afflicted rapper has just signed Paris Hilton to his record label, Cash Money Records. Paris Hilton Record Deal Renews Heiress' High Hopes News of Paris Hilton's record deal has been confirmed by Lil Wayne's rap mentor/father figure, Birdman, who
- [Eva Longoria Graduates From Grad School Just To Make You Feel Bad](https://hotshiitake.com/eva-longoria-graduate-school-degree-graduation-pics/) - As if we didn't already know Eva Longoria was a perfect human being, girlfriend went and got her graduate degree. Seriously? Eva Longoria's Graduate School Degree: Beauty Has Brains It seems as though Eva, 38, is on a mission to make regular humans feel even worse about their own sorry excuses for human existence, because
- [Amanda Bynes In Court After Arrest -- The Amanda Show Keeps Rolling](https://hotshiitake.com/amanda-bynes-court-marijuana-arrest-bong/) - After her marijuana arrest last night, Amanda Bynes spent a long night in lockup, waiting for a judge to become available for her arraignment hearing. Amanda Bynes' Court Appearance: Totally Wiggin' Out After miraculously clearing her psychiatric evaluation and spending the night behind bars, a handcuffed Ms. Bynes (still sporting her platinum blonde wig, natch)
- [The Week In Ugly: Snaggle Toes At Cannes & More Fun Fugliness](https://hotshiitake.com/cannes-worst-dressed-ugly-red-carpet-pics-2013/) - From the 2013 Cannes Film Festival's worst dressed, to the fugly celebs at the Billboard Awards, this week was filled with ugly celebrities, and we ain't mad at that. Enjoy! 2013 Cannes Worst Dressed Celebs & More Ugliness Buckle up and make sure your barf bag is handy. Here we go... Julianne Moore's Feet at
- [The Week In Not Half Bad: Billboard Awards, Cannes Film Festival & More](https://hotshiitake.com/billboard-awards-best-dressed-miley-cyrus-hot-pics/) - With the 66th Cannes Film Festival and the 2013 Billboard Music Awards, stars dressed their very bestest and tried to put their ugly in a closet (but as usual, the ugly celebrities came dancing out of the closet, but that's a tale for another time). Anywho, here are the hottest celebrities from the past week-ish.
- [Did Neil Patrick Harris Say The N-Word At The Tony Awards? -- VIDEO](https://hotshiitake.com/neil-patrick-harris-n-word-tony-awards-video/) - Neil Patrick Harris hosted the Tony Awards last night (June 9, 2013), which doesn't sound very exciting -- let's face it, no one watches the Tonys -- except, during the opening number, NPH may or may not have dropped the N-word. Yes, that N-word. The Possible Neil Patrick Harris N-Word Fiasco Neil was performing an
- [Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson Arrested & Thrown In Jail -- No Butts About It](https://hotshiitake.com/chad-johnson-arrested-sentenced-jail-ochocinco-lawyer-butt/) - Fallen NFL star, Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson, has been sentenced to 30 days in jail... because he slapped his male lawyer's butt in court. Chad Johnson Arrested: Judge Calls Foul On Butt Slap Ochocinco, 35, was in court today, June 10, 2013, for a probation violation hearing stemming from a domestic violence case (As you'll recall,
- [2 Chainz Arrested At LAX -- Rapper Caught With Pot ... And Sizzurp](https://hotshiitake.com/2-chainz-arrested-lax-marijuana-sizzurp/) - Earlier today, June 11, 2013, 2 Chainz was arrested at LAX for possession of marijuana, but he had less than an ounce on him, so what gives? 2 Chainz Arrested At LAX: Felony Narcotics Possession Reportedly, 2 Chainz, real name Tauheed Epps (hilariously formerly known as Tity Boi), was trying to board a plane, when
- [Charlie Sheen: Farrah Abraham Has 'Tranny-Boobs' & 'Five O'Clock Shadow' -- Riotous Rejection Letter](https://hotshiitake.com/charlie-sheen-disses-farrah-abraham-boobs-letter/) - Just yesterday (June 13, 2013), Farrah Abraham went running her mouth about how she and Charlie Sheen had been texting each other -- the terrible twosome even planned to go on some sort of date-type-thing (weird; we know). Well, in a new, hilarious development, it seems that date will no longer be happening... Charlie Sheen
- [Kim Kardashian Gives Birth: All Hail Baby Kimye -- VIDEO](https://hotshiitake.com/kim-kardashian-gives-birth-kanye-west-baby-born/) - After months and months of Kim Kardashian pregnancy pics (and horrifically evil maternity fashion), baby Kimye has finally been pushed forth from Kimbo's krotch. Kim Kardashian Gives Birth: Huzzah REJOICE, for on this glorious day, the offspring of Kanye West, 36, and Kim Kardashian, 32, has been born. That's right, you happy little turds: today, June
- [Miss Utah USA: Marissa Powell Trips & Falls In Her Own Word Vomit -- VIDEO](https://hotshiitake.com/miss-utah-answer-video-miss-usa-2013-marissa-powell/) - The 2013 Miss USA pageant took place yesterday, Sunday, June 16, 2013, and the gowns were probably great and blah, blah, blah... who watches those pageants, anyways; right? But, as pageants are wont to do, the Question and Answer round is where we found our true breakout star: Miss Utah USA, Marissa Powell. Miss Utah
- [Courtney Stodden Boob Job -- Teen Bride Reveals Brand New Breastisses](https://hotshiitake.com/courtney-stodden-breast-implants-boob-job-pics/) - Everyone's favorite wannabe-celebrity/hot-mess-in-training/aspiring-whatever, Courtney Stodden, 18, has gone under the plastic surgeon's knife... what happened to being "rill"? Courtney Stodden Breast Implants: Bye-Bye, Rill Boobs Yep. Courtney Stodden got a boob job. When she was just a 16-year-old bride with a YouTube channel (not that she's much more than that now...), she posted a video,
- [Rachel Zoe Pregnant With Second Baby: Secret Wizard Powers Evident](https://hotshiitake.com/rachel-zoe-pregnant-expecting-baby-2-rodger-berman/) - Everyone's favorite celebrity stylist and "raisin face" (props to Nicole Richie, best nicknamer ever, on that one), Rachel Zoe, 41, has defied nature and gotten pregnant for the second time. Rachel Zoe Pregnant With Baby Number Two: HOW?!? Is Rachel Zoe a secret wizard? Because we don't have a clue how someone who eats as
- [Food Network Fires Paula Deen: Bye, Ya'll -- PLUS: Paula's 'Apology' Video](https://hotshiitake.com/food-network-fires-paula-deen-racist-apology-video/) - Last month, it was revealed that Paula Deen is the truest, purest form of Southener: an old, white racist... Food Network Fires Paula Deen: Go On, Git! After Food Network chef, Paula Deen, admitted to using the n-word (yes, that n-word; and yes, the version that ends in "-er" -- not that any form is
- [Kardashian Christmas Card 2013 -- It's Khristmas Time In Krazytown](https://hotshiitake.com/kardashian-christmas-card-2013/) - The fabled Kardashian Klan (kind of like the Ku Klux, but less lynch-y) have released their annual Christmas card: 2013 edition -- and my, oh my, what a site for sore eyes...? The 2013 Kardashian Christmas Card... 'Tis The Season? The Kardashian ladies have truly outdone themselves this year, releasing their kraziest kard to date.
- [Kardashian Family Christmas Cards Through The Years -- Merry Khristmas!](https://hotshiitake.com/kardashian-family-christmas-cards-over-the-years-2013-holiday-card/) - No one knows how to do a family Christmas card quite like the Kardashians. And through good times and bad, America's most famous family has always managed to take a holiday photo -- a tradition which has grown increasingly elaborate and insane through the years. Seriously, how much do you think those guys dish out
- [Justin Bieber Selfie App Is Crap -- 'Shots Of Me' Is As Dumb As It Sounds](https://hotshiitake.com/justin-bieber-selfie-app-shots-of-me-social-network-flop/) - So, there's good news and there's bad news.... Here's the bad news: you're a self-absorbed little twat who devotes large portions of your day to taking pictures of yourself and posting them online, begging anyone who might happen to see them to please care about you, as your parents clearly never did. But don't kill
- [Harvard Professor Expels Obscene Amount Of Time & Energy Trying To Get $4 Back From Chinese Restaurant](https://hotshiitake.com/harvard-professor-emails-chinese-restaurant-overcharged/) - What would you do if you discovered a restaurant, whose food you'd enjoyed, had overcharged you by $4 on what you'd expected would be a $53.35 bill? You'd probably feel annoyed, but do nothing, because you're a lazy human just like the rest of us, right? But now, imagine you're a douchey associate professor at
- [Ice-T & Coco's Baby Is Here: Coco's Butt Is Once Again Her Main Lady Lump](https://hotshiitake.com/ice-t-coco-austin-baby-born-gives-birth-chanel-pic/) - Coco Austin's booty has taken back its rightful throne as Coco's biggest lady lump. Which is our fancy-pants way of saying Ice-T's lady has given birth. No more baby bump! Sorry, pregnancy fetishizers, Coco's sexy pregnancy has come to an end -- which means, instead of her Instagram being strictly sexy belfies (that's butt selfies,
- [Happy Freakin' Birthday, Sally Jessy Raphael](https://hotshiitake.com/sally-jessy-raphael-birthday-confucius-say/) - For my first post, I wanted to write something especially profound and meaningful. Confucius Say: "Dah mos' profound ting in ryfe arr mos' short." Thus, for maximum impactfulness, I will keep this post short and sweet. Today is February 25, so I would just like to take a moment, to wish a great, big HAPPY
- [The Week In Ugly: Lady Gaga's Horrific Cannes Performance & More](https://hotshiitake.com/lady-gaga-ugly-celebrities/) - This was actually not a very ugly week. Where you bin hidin', Taylor Momsen?? Sharon Stone's Nipples Sharon Stone's nipples were on full display as she ran errands, or whatever the crap. Good for her. Miley Cyrus Chelsea Handler Without Makeup Chelsea Handler looks... erm, fresh-faced and beautiful at her book signing. Lady Gaga: Ugly
- [Miley Cyrus Is Hosting 'SNL' ... That's Pretty Cool!](https://hotshiitake.com/miley-cyrus-hosting-saturday-night-live/) - Miley Cyrus will be hosting tonight's episode of Saturday Night Live. This extra-special episode promises to be positively brimming with intelligent, subtle humor, as is Miley's forte. Miley Cyrus Hosting 'Saturday Night Live' Sadly, for all you Miley music fans, there will be a lack of shout-singing tonight, as The Strokes will be the musical
- ['Two and a Half Men': You've Got a Piss-Poor Attitude, Charlie Sheen](https://hotshiitake.com/charlie-sheen-two-and-a-half-men-cancelled/) - That's right, Charlie Sheen, you've got a piss-poor attitude. And you're making Jon Cryer cry. Not a nice thing to do to your on-screen bro. I thought men were all about the whole "bros before hoes" thing, but not Charlie Sheen. He is ALL about dem hoes. Charlie Sheen Adding To Two and a Half Men's
- [Breaking News: Heidi Montag Is An Ugly Blow-Up Doll (& 'Celebrity Rehab' Reject)](https://hotshiitake.com/heidi-montag-celebrity-rehab-cast-season-5/) - Heidi Montag may be an ugly blow-up doll, but (sadly?) she won't be checking into Season 5 of Dr. Drew Pinsky's Celebrity Rehab. Heidi Montag: 'Celebrity Rehab' Reject Thanks to X17, rumors have been swirling that Clown-Boobs would be joining the other wannabe-celebs at Dr. Famewhore Drew's Camp for Useless Nobodies Craving Attention for Their
- [Meet Courtney Stodden: The 16-Year-Old Bride Of Doug Hutchison, 51](https://hotshiitake.com/courtney-stodden-16-year-old-bride-doug-hutchison/) - Courtney Stodden, a 16-year-old little hussy, has found wedded bliss. Her hubby? 51-year-old actor, Doug Hutchison, who you may know as Horace Goodspeed, leader of the Dharma Initiative on Lost. Courtney Stodden & Doug Hutchison's Wedding: A Tale of Twoo Wuv Courtney's mother, Krista Stodden, insists that "Courtney was a virgin when she married Doug.
- [Brooke Mueller: Hard Drugs, Hard Nipples In Hawaii -- Suuuper Suspicious](https://hotshiitake.com/brooke-mueller-nipples-drugs-hawaii/) - Earlier, Charlie Sheen's ex-wife / baby mama, Brooke Mueller, was spotted out 'n about in Hawaii. Not surprisingly, Brooksy was engaging in some highly suspicious activity, to say the very least. Is That A Brooke Mueller Drug Deal Going Down? As Brooke roamed the streets of Maui, cash in hand, she was photographed talking to
- [Brooke Mueller's Fun-Filled Week: Pawn Shops, Drug Tests, & More](https://hotshiitake.com/brooke-mueller-drugs-refuses-drug-test/) - Charlie Sheen's estranged (and arguably deranged) ex-wife, Brooke Mueller, has been up to some crazy shenans this week. She's obviously out to show the world that she's cleaning up her act, in order to retain custody of the children she birthed with loony toon, Sheen... Brooke Mueller: Drugs Aren't Gonna Buy Themselves The first sign
- [NicoSheen: The Next Best Thing to Crack Cocaine](https://hotshiitake.com/nicosheen-charlie-sheen-electronic-cigarettes/) - Mr. Sheen may have been fired from Two And A Half Men, but now, Charlie Sheen has something even better: e-Grits! (No, not egrets...) Ladies and Gentlemen, we give you: NicoSheen. NicoSheen: Charlie Sheen's Electronic Cigarettes Yep. TMZ, the world's premier source for all things Sheen, has revealed that Charlie Sheen has his very own
- [Ice-T & Coco Renew Their Wedding Vows, Show a Little Nip](https://hotshiitake.com/ice-t-coco-wedding-vow-renewal/) - My, how time flies. Ice-T and Coco have already been married for ten years! To celebrate, the pair renewed their vows last night, in a super classy ceremony held at the W Hotel in Hollywood. Ice Loves Coco ... and Coco's Nips Of course, the "intimate" ceremony was filmed for the couple's brand new reality
- [Kesha Bikini Pics: Ke$ha Is A Bathing Beauty...](https://hotshiitake.com/kesha-bikini-fat-pics/) - Our favorite singing sensation, Kesha Rose Sebert, as she is formally known, was spotted on a beach in Australia yesterday, where she is currently on tour. While no one gives a crap about Kesha's Australian tour, the following Kesha bikini pics sure made waves. Kesha's lovely, high-waisted bikini featured lattice detailing on the sides --
- [The Week In Ugly: Stephanie Seymour's Bikini, Ke$ha's Bikini & More Horrors](https://hotshiitake.com/stephanie-seymour-son-beach-ugly-celebrities/) - It's everyone's favorite time of the week! - Time for some ugly celebrity pics. Ashlee Simpson Jennifer Love Hewitt Looks like someone is trying to start their very own pregnancy rumor. That's a little desperate, J.Love Taylor Swift Taylor Swift "rocks out" like an awkward homeschool kid at the Mediolanum Forum in Milan, Italy for
- [The Week In Ugly -- Taylor Momsen: Ugly Hooker & More Ugly Fugs](https://hotshiitake.com/taylor-momsen-ugly-celebrities/) - This week, as any typical week, was chock full of ugly. Yay! Here are some of the week's looks that most made me want to scratch my eyes out: Lea Michele At The Vanity Fair Oscars Party If you've ever been chased by an enraged nun, she probably bore a scary resemblance to Lea Michele.
- [The Week In Ugly: Crazy Cameltoe, Where's Waldo & More Delights](https://hotshiitake.com/khloe-kardashian-camel-toe-ugly-celebrities/) - The gods of ugly have blessed us with a bountiful harvest of ugly celebrities this week; much of which has been sewn, and subsequently reaped, at the 2011 Cannes Film Festival, both on and off the red carpet. Those Frenchies sure have a sneaky way of spreading their ugly seed. Faye Dunaway Faye Dunaway poses
- [The Week In Ugly: Week of April 24-30, 2011](https://hotshiitake.com/mariah-carey-pregnant-ugly-celebrities/) - The end of the month gave us a whole lotta ugly. And that's the best gift of all. Mariah Carey Pregnant Check out Mariah Carey's pregnant belly button -- she's about to freakin' POP. Mariah Carey just gave birth to twins yesterday, May 1, 2011, so we should probably offer her and Nick Cannon our
- [The Week In Ugly: Angelina Jolie, The Return Of Taylor Momsen & More ](https://hotshiitake.com/ugly-angelina-jolie-fugly-celebrities/) - Aren't you glad it's ugly time? Of course you are. Kody Brown, Making Janelle Brown Fat We've never been one to judge... but we're pretty sure Janelle Brown doesn't need any of whatever Kody Brown's feeding her. In case you don't know who Kody and Janelle Brown are... they're two of the freakshows on TLC's
- [Chelsea Charms: A Charming Tale Of The World's Biggest Boobs](https://hotshiitake.com/chelsea-charms-boobs-world-biggest-breasts/) - 164XXX. That is the size of the ENORMOUS bra that Minneapolis, Minn. native, Chelsea Charms, crams her knockers into. (Charming, wouldn't you say?) Making this whale of a tale even better, is the fact that Ms. Charms, 35, is in the "adult entertainment" industry, and her cup size is XXX. A charming coincidence, no? Chelsea
- [The Week In Ugly: Tori Spelling Blasts Her Baby Bump & More Fashion Crimes](https://hotshiitake.com/tori-spelling-baby-bump-bikini-ugly-celebrities/) - Sometimes the gods of ugly really make my life easy. The amount of glorious ugly I've witnessed this past week has made for a lovely ugly start to the month of May. Apparently, April showers bring May ugly. First Up: Chelsy Davy's Fish Lips Wondering who Chelsy Davy is? She's Prince Harry's fugly girlfriend. I
- [The Week In Ugly: Lady Gaga's Clown Paint, Taylor Momsen & More](https://hotshiitake.com/taylor-momsen-sad-ugly-celebrities/) - Oh my, my, my. When it rains, it pours; and this week's ugly cup runneth over. Taylor Momsen Is Back, Ya'll All of the regular offenders have come out to play, and even some of my absolute favorites have come out of hiding! (Taylor Momsen, holla atcha gurl!) Adding to this week's wondrous display of
- [The Week In Ugly: Lady Gaga Needs Help, Christina Hendricks' Hips & More](https://hotshiitake.com/christina-hendicks-hips-lady-gaga-ugly-celebrities/) - The 2011 CFDA Awards took place Monday night (June 6, 2011), and as with any night dedicated to fashion, there sure was a lot of ugly. Also featured: Steven Tyler's billy-balls, Princess Leia, and more! Lady Gaga Needs Help Walking Wonder no more: Lady Gaga needs help walking in her ridiculously tall, ridiculously ugly shoes.
- [The Week In Ugly: Kathy Griffin Without Makeup & More Scary Sights](https://hotshiitake.com/kathy-griffin-without-makeup-ugly-celebrities/) - It's time to see the ugliest of the ugly from this week. Ellen Page Kathy Griffin Without Makeup Charlie Sheen Courtney Love Taylor Momsen Christina Hendricks & Vivienne Westwood Wynonna Judd & Naomi Judd As always: Here's hoping next week is even uglier!
- [Happy Birthday, Eva Longoria](https://hotshiitake.com/eva-longoria-birthday-pics/) - Today is March 15, the birthday of the best celebrity in the whole wide world, Eva Longoria. An Eva Longoria Birthday Celebration Eva turns 36 today, and she just gets better-looking every year. There's nothing but nice things to say about Eva, she's just awesome-possum. Ok, this is getting a little mushy-gushy, so, instead of
- [Justin Bieber Sets Mom On Fire — JB's Psychotic Pyromania Revealed](https://hotshiitake.com/justin-bieber-sets-mom-on-fire-video/) - "BURN, DEVIL WOMAN! BURN!!!" Justin Bieber shouted, as he set his mom aflame at his concert last night, in Berlin. Those may not have been his exact words... He said something more along the lines of "Happy Birthday," but at the end of the day, it's really all the same. Justin Bieber Sets Mom On
- [Justin Bieber Birthday BJs To Be Given To Charity — HBD To Ke$ha, Too](https://hotshiitake.com/justin-bieber-birthday-charity-water-kesha/) - Today is truly a great day. A great day for the whole wide world. Yes, it's March 1, and today is a double-whammy in the world of celebrity birthdays. Let us all raise our voices in unison, and wish a great, big, happy birthday to Justin "Baby" Bieber (... and to Ke$ha "Baby Hooker" Sebert)!!
- [Little Biebs Takes Down Paparazzi With But A Flick Of His Middle Finger](https://hotshiitake.com/justin-bieber-middle-finger-paparazzi-photo/) - It seems Justin Bieber has little patience for those pesky paps these days... The Justin Bieber Middle Finger Seen 'Round The World On Justin Bieber's birthday, March 1, 2011, little Biebs' middle finger said "cheese!" as he flipped the cameras the bird. THE BIRD. Justin Bieber Vs Paparazzi: When Push Comes To Shove Just yesterday,
- [Christina Aguilera Arrested -- Xtina Knows How To Have a Good Time](https://hotshiitake.com/christina-aguilera-arrested-public-intoxication/) - Early this morning (March 1, at around 2:45am), Christina Aguilera was arrested for public intoxication. Her nobody boyfriend, Matthew Rutler, was also arrested, on suspicion for driving under the influence. Those two crazy kids -- they were just trying to have a good time. Christina Aguilera Arrested For Public Intoxication According to Los Angeles County
- [Antoine Dodson Arrested For Pot -- Hide Ya Kids, Hide Ya Weed](https://hotshiitake.com/antoine-dodson-arrested-marijuana-possession/) - Everyone's favorite homeboy, Antoine Dodson, was arrested in the wee hours of the morning for (drum roll, please): possession of marijuana. Antoine Dodson Arrested For Marijuana Possession This arrest isn't really very unexpected or exciting. You know what I wish he had been arrested for?? ATTEMPTED RAPE, that's what. I don't want anyone to be
- [Aubrey O'Day Gets Her Own TV Show: Now It's Just Getting Sad](https://hotshiitake.com/aubrey-oday-all-about-aubrey-reality-show/) - Tonight marks the premiere of Aubrey O'Day's new reality show, All About Aubrey, on America's classiest television network: Oxygen. Aubrey O'Day: 'All About Aubrey' All About Aubrey follows Aubrey and her fake boobies around, as she desperately tries to convince the world that she's not just a useless piece of garbage who missed her true calling
- [Chris Brown Breaks Window At 'GMA' -- Breezy's Rage Is But A Distant Memory](https://hotshiitake.com/chris-brown-breaks-window-good-morning-america/) - This morning, Chris Brown made a scheduled appearance on ABC's Good Morning America, to promote his new album, F.A.M.E.* When the interviewer, Robin Roberts, touched on the topic of Brown's 2009 "domestic incident" with then-girlfriend, Rihanna, his blood began to boil. Robin was pretty nice in her approach to questions about the 2009 beating incident.
- [Rosie O'Donnell Gets Her OWN Show -- As One Monster Dies, Another is Born](https://hotshiitake.com/rosie-odonnell-show-own-oprah-winfrey/) - Sadly, The Oprah Winfrey Show will come to an end on May 25. I ain't mad at that! You know what I am mad at? - The Oprah Winfrey Network has given a new show to the grossest, most repulsive female person on the planet: Rosie O'Donnell. Gross. A Rosie O'Donnell Show? God Help Us
- [Kim Kardashian Taps Into New, Untapped Source of Self-Promotion](https://hotshiitake.com/kim-kardashian-song-jam-turn-it-up-lyrics/) - Kim Kardashian has stated that she's a "people pleaser," so that's probably why she's released a single (that's right: MUSIC), giving the world and the music industry exactly what it needed: more auto-tune. THANKS, KIMBO! You're so self-less. This Kim Kardashian Song Will Be Your New 'Jam'... Kim Kardashian's single is titled "Jam," which is
- [Naming Names: Taylor Swift and Her Beady Little Eyes](https://hotshiitake.com/taylor-swift-sucks-live/) - Kisses! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo That's right, I'm naming names, and the name is: TAYLOR SWIFT. And it's high time someone called her out on her malarkey. Taylor Swift SUCKS I'm sorry, I just have to get this off my chest: Sometimes I feel that I am the only one in the world who hates Taylor Swift. But
- [Lindsay Lohan Is...DEAD?!? -- R.I.P.](https://hotshiitake.com/lindsay-lohan-name-change/) - Yes. Sadly, Lindsay Lohan is no longer with us. OK, perhaps Hot Shiitake's drama drummer-upper is being a tad bit over-dramatic. While it's true that Lindsay Lohan is gone forever, she hasn't died... she's just changing her name. Lindsay Lohan Name Change Earlier today, Lindsay's mother, Dina, exclusively confirmed to PopEater, that "Lindsay is dropping
- [American Idol Season 10 Recap: Top 9](https://hotshiitake.com/american-idol-top-9-season-10-rock-and-roll/) - Oh, what a week. The worst singers in the world were finally voted off American Idol last week, and the whole of humanity in possession of functioning ears could not be happier. Now that we're down to the Top 9, we have a little predicament: the remaining contestants are all pretty good. No one induced
- [The Week In Ugly: Week of April 4-9, 2011](https://hotshiitake.com/jenelle-evans-bikini-ugly-celebrities/) - It's time for our weekly dose of ugly. (Yay!) Teen Mom's Jenelle Something-or-Other Evans In A Bikini Gwen Stefani Gwen Stefani styled the American Idol contestants this week... those poor kids. Kim Kardashian Paris Hilton Kim Kardashian's super-jealous ex-bff, Paris Hilton, always looks classy and well-styled... Taylor Swift Taylor Swift's next album is tentatively titled,
- [Tori Spelling is Pregnant: It's like a 'Week In Ugly' Encore!](https://hotshiitake.com/tori-spelling-pregnant-ugly/) - Good lord, is it not bad enough that we have to see and hear about this ugly, mile-long-faced wench once, sometimes twice, a year?!? Tori Spelling Pregnant It's not like some fabulous celebrity is pregnant. Tori Spelling is one of the absolute homeliest celebs in all of Hollywood ... right up there with the likes
- [The Week In Ugly: Week of April 17-23, 2011](https://hotshiitake.com/nigella-lawson-birkini-beach-ugly-celebrities/) - Today may be Easter, but ugly don't take breaks just 'cause the Lord hath risen! So, if you're like me, & your Easter basket was chock full o' bulls#!t, here's some ugly to replace the b.s. with mounds of glee (and I'm not talking about the TV show starring that girl whose mouth takes up
- [Jordin Sparks Loses Weight, Turns Into MySpace Ho](https://hotshiitake.com/jordin-sparks-weight-loss-before-after/) - As evidenced by apicture she tweeted, Jordin Sparks has recently lost weight... MySpace ho, Twitter ho, whatever. Same s#!t, different toilet. Jordin Sparks Weight Loss: Before and After Girlfriend looks pretty decent, but what the hell? Guess we've found ourselves our newest MySpace mirror pics girl. Step aside, Miley Cyrus, you're yesterday's news. Whatever, J-Sparks.
- [American Idol Season 10 Recap: Top 5](https://hotshiitake.com/american-idol-top-5-season-10-recap/) - ¡Hola, amigos! Hoy es Cinco de Mayo, y, ¡Ay dios mio!, there are only five contestants left on American Idol! Do you know what that means? Next week, there will be only four contestants left! (Math is, like, so hard, right??) It also means that, now, there is enough time during the American Idol performance
- [Kelsey Grammer: Father of the Year](https://hotshiitake.com/kelsey-grammer-custody-battle-camille-grammer-son/) - Step aside, Michael Lohan, there's a new "World's Best Dad" in town, and his name is Kelsey Gramer. Don't worry, Michael Lohan still holds the title for "World's Best Circus Act". You can steal Michael Lohan's "World's Best Dad" coffee mug, Kelsey Grammer, but you cannot steal his dignity. So, what has Kelsey Grammer done
- [Britney Spears Is a Slave 4 U, Till The World Ends](https://hotshiitake.com/britney-spears-till-the-world-ends-music-video/) - Brit-Brit released the music video for her latest single, "Till The World Ends," in the wee hours of the morning. 3am EST, I believe was the exact time. Strange, strange timing. I don't get it, but whatever. Britney Spears 'Till The World Ends' Video The vid is pretty great. It's kind of like a futuristic
- [Rihanna Vs. Ciara: It's About To Be A... GIRLFIGHT!](https://hotshiitake.com/rihanna-ciara-twitter-fight-fashion-police/) - We love a good cat fight just as much as the next guy, possibly more So, when we heard the news that Rihanna and Ciara have recently busted out their claws? Music to our ears. Rihanna & Ciara's Twitter Feud: They Gots Mad Beef Apparently, Ciara was on E!'s Fashion Police last night, February 25,
- ['The World According To Paris' -- Our Little Paris Hilton is All Growns Up... But Does Anybody Care?](https://hotshiitake.com/the-world-according-to-paris-hilton-show-oxygen/) - Paris Hilton has been making the rounds lately, talking all about her upcoming reality show, The World According to Paris*, which is set to premiere at some point in time this spring, on the Oxygen Network. As we all know, the Oxygen network has the classiest reality programming of all the networks. (Fellow Bad Girls Club fans, please
- [Lady Gaga Pulls Foreign Object From Vagina, Surprises No One](https://hotshiitake.com/lady-gaga-born-this-way-music-video-alejandro/) - Lady Gaga's "Born This Way" music video premiered earlier today. In other words, Lady GagMe has cursed the world with yet another amazingly long string of her very own fecal matter. And the icing on the poo cake is this: the "Born This Way" music video is somehow even more terrible than it is lengthy.
- [Update: Charlie Sheen's Still Got a Piss Poor Attitude](https://hotshiitake.com/charlie-sheen-meltdown-drug-test-results/) - Charlie Sheen may have single-handedly caused the cancellation of the last four episodes left of this season of Two and a Half Men, but Warner Bros. Television wants to assure everyone not to fret: the crew will still get paid for the episodes that they would have worked on, had they not been cancelled. The
- [American Idol Season 10 Top 24 (Part 1): The Top 12 Boys](https://hotshiitake.com/american-idol-top-24-season-10-top-12-guys/) - Here are American Idol's Top 24 morons. Tonight is elimination night, and I can't wait 'til these fools get their dreams crushed! It's my favorite part of AI. My second favorite part is when the winner releases their first single, then, approximately one month later, nobody gives a crap. American Idol Top 24 -- Season
- [American Idol Season 10 Top 24 -- Part 2: The Top 12 Girls](https://hotshiitake.com/american-idol-top-12-girls-season-10-recap/) - Let's dive right into this ol' hot mess, shall we? And if you missed Part 1 of this tremendously exciting American Idol Season 10 Top 24 Recap (The Top 12 Guys), wow, you are missing out. (Not really, but go ahead, click the link; give us some readers. C'mon, we're practically begging, here... ) American
- [Charlie Sheen FIRED From 'Two and a Half Men' -- Bi-Winning? Not Anymore](https://hotshiitake.com/charlie-sheen-fired-two-and-a-half-men/) - Today will go down in history as a sad, sad day. Charlie Sheen has finally officially been fired from Two and a Half Men. And so ends this hilarious ride? Yeah right... we all know Charlie Sheen will do the right thing and continue his outrageously entertaining antics for at least a little while longer. One
- [Michael Lohan On 'Celebrity Rehab' -- MiLo: The World's Best Dad](https://hotshiitake.com/michael-lohan-celebrity-rehab-lindsay-lohan-court/) - Lindsay Lohan's father, Michael Lohan, is a true class act. We all know how much he loves to make a public mockery of his daughter -- pretending all the while that he's acting in her best interest. And now that he has signed on for the 5th season of Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab, he thinks
- [Gwyneth Paltrow's Singing Career: Hope For Humanity Fades, But A Faint Glimmer Remains](https://hotshiitake.com/gwyneth-paltrow-singing-oscars-record-deal/) - Lately, there has been much talk surrounding Gwyneth Paltrow's future as a recording artist; but contrary to several reports, she has NOT YET signed any record deal... Gwyneth Paltrow Record Deal Rumors The buzz is that Gwynie signed a $900,000 deal with Atlantic Records to record a pop-country album, but her rep informed PEOPLE that
- [American Idol Season 10 Recap: Top 13](https://hotshiitake.com/american-idol-top-13-season-10-recap/) - In a perfect world, we'd send half of the American Idol contestants home straight away. But unfortunately, only one person will be cleansed from our ears tonight on American Idol. If it were up to me, I would chop it up real quick. But, staying true to AI fashion, we must drag this thing out
- [Lindsay Lohan: Another Court Date, Another Tight Dress](https://hotshiitake.com/lindsay-lohan-court-dress-necklace-theft/) - Lindsay Lohan In Court: Grand Theft Necklace Lindsay Lohan appeared in court today, March 10, 2011, for a hearing on her felony grand theft case -- you know, because she allegedly stole a $2,500 necklace from a jewelry store in Venice, California. As expected, Lindsay Lohan was granted a continuance at her court appearance this
- [Jessica Biel & Justin Timberlake Split -- Biel's 'Career' Comes to Screeching Halt](https://hotshiitake.com/jessica-biel-justin-timberlake-break-up/) - Poor Jessica Biel. Justin Timberlake has finally called it quits with Jess and her man-shoulders. Although, a rep for the pair claims it was a mutual decision... Jessica Biel, Justin Timberlake Break Up 'Mutually'... Mutually? Yeah, right. Here's a statement released yesterday, March 10, 2011, by their rep: "Addressing the media speculation regarding Jessica Biel
- [The Week In Ugly: Week of March 21-27, 2011](https://hotshiitake.com/alicia-silverstone-pregnant-ugly-celebrities/) - We had some unexpected ugly celebrities smack us in the face this week. But don't worry, that doesn't mean that the usual ugly culprits were unexpectedly un-uglified. Now, that would be a real tragedy. Ok, time to bring on the ugly... Vanessa Hudgens Lindsay Lohan Lacey Schwimmer Ok, ok, I know who she is. But
- [OMG!! Are Britney Spears & Kevin Federline Together Again?](https://hotshiitake.com/britney-spears-kevin-federline-back-together-baseball/) - Britney Spears and her ex, Kevin Federline, were spotted together yesterday, March 13, 2011... So, Are Britney Spears and Kevin Federline Back Together? Nope. Sorry for getting you so excited. However, the exes did put their differences aside to go to their son's Little League game in Los Angeles. Their son, Sean Preston, is now
- [The Week In Ugly: Week of March 7-13, 2011](https://hotshiitake.com/kelly-bensimon-bikini-body-ugly-celebrities/) - We had another ugly week! Personally, I'm quite glad, because I wouldn't know what to do with myself if there were ever a week with NO ugly. How depressing would that be? I don't even want to think about it, so let's get started on this week's ugliest. Kelly Bensimon In A Bikini Kelly Bensimon's bikini body
- [Mini-Posh is on Her Way!](https://hotshiitake.com/victoria-beckham-pregnant-girl-fourth-child/) - Back in January, Victoria Beckham and David Beckham announced that they are pregnant with their fourth child, due this July. And now, the latest news: it's a girl! Victoria Beckham Pregnant -- HOW?!? Who knew someone as rail-thin as Victoria could even get pregnant?! Whatevs though: Suri Cruise best watch her back! 'Cause this Mini-Posh
- [Gilbert Gottfried GottFired](https://hotshiitake.com/gilbert-gottfried-fired-aflac-duck/) - The most annoying man on the face of the planet, Gilbert Gottfried, has been fired from his job as the voice of the Aflac duck. Why, you ask? Surprisingly, it's not because he has the most annoying voice in the world, or because he seems to be incapable of fully opening his eyes. No, it
- [People Still Watch 'The Bachelor'?](https://hotshiitake.com/the-bachelor-finale-brad-womack-emily-maynard/) - Surprisingly, yes; people still watch The Bachelor. But only desperate hooers who enjoy watching other totally desperate hooers throw themselves at some lame idiot -- in this case, the lame idiot is Brad Womack. The Bachelor Finale The Bachelor's season finale aired last night, and according to USA TODAY, it had the show's lowest finale
- [American Idol Season 10 Recap: Top 12 Time to Trim the Fat](https://hotshiitake.com/american-idol-top-12-season-10-recap/) - This show is starting to annoy the crap outta me. I wish there was a way to speed things along, but we're moving at a glacial pace here, and we still have 12 of these morons left. Some of them aren't as moronic as others, but that's beside the point. American Idol Top 12 --
- [Gary Busey Puts a Little Crazy In Your GPS](https://hotshiitake.com/gary-busey-gps-voice/) - For the low, low price of $6.95, you can download Gary Busey's voice for your TomTom or Garmin global positioning system. That's a heckuva deal. You Can Download A Gary Busey GPS Voice? Yep. Gary Busey voicing your GPS might seem slightly scary -- like the blind leading the blind -- but hey, at least
- [What's Making Bradley Cooper So Happy?](https://hotshiitake.com/renee-zellweger-bradley-cooper-split/) - Bradley Cooper was photographed at LAX yesterday (March 18), looking happy as a clam. Now, I know everybody is just dying to know: "Why so happy, B.Coop?" Well, you'd be happy too, if you had just broken up with the ugliest woman in Hollywood (possibly the planet). Renee Zellweger, Bradley Cooper Split Yep, Renee Zellweger
- [Michael Lohan Arrested For Domestic Violence -- MiLo: Man of the Year](https://hotshiitake.com/michael-lohan-arrested-domestic-violence-kate-major/) - The Man With the Heart of Gold: The world's best dad, Michael Lohan, has been up to some new shenanigans. This time, however, the shenans don't (directly) involve being an attention-seeking media-hooer. Nope, just some light wife-beating, NBD. Michael Lohan Arrested for Wife-Beating Domestic Violence Mr. Lohan was arrested Monday, March 21, 2011, for "allegedly"
- [American Idol Season 10 Recap: Top 11](https://hotshiitake.com/american-idol-top-11-season-10-motown-songs/) - This show is torturous. Every week, viewers die a little more inside. At least we have J.Lo's gorgeous-ness to comfort us as we lay dying. American Idol Top 11 -- Season 10 Recap: Motown Night Let's get this review over with. UPDATE: Wanna Know Who Got Voted Off American Idol Tonight? The American Idol voting
- [Katy Perry Is A Sexy Alien (And Other Rant-om Thoughts)](https://hotshiitake.com/katy-perry-alien-et-music-video/) - Today, Katy Perry released the music video for her single E.T., featuring Kanye West. If you're not already, it's time to get excited, b*tches. Katy Perry Alien > Lady Gaga Alien A lot of people have been comparing Katy Perry to Queen Ugly Lady GaGa; saying she's a copycat, and other blah-blah-blasphemous statements, simply because
- [American Idol Season 10 Recap: Top 11, The Remix](https://hotshiitake.com/american-idol-season-10-top-10/) - After last week's emotional results show, I cannot wait for tonight's eliminations. It's my birthday, so I positively DEMAND that things go my way tonight. There will be TWO contestants going home, and I'm so nervous, I could puke. American Idol Season 10 -- Top 11, Take Two Lately, my predictions have been way off. But
- [American Idol Season 10 Recap: Top 8](https://hotshiitake.com/american-idol-top-8-season-10-movie-night/) - Every week, another contestant goes home. Isn't it beautiful? But this week (and probably every coming week for the rest of the season) is a real nail-biter. WHO WILL LEAVE US? It’s such a tough call, everyone left is really good. However, some of them – err, one of them is not someone anyone should
- ['Playboy' to Michaele Salahi: Girrrl, You Ugly!](https://hotshiitake.com/michaele-salahi-playboy-tareq-salahi-playgirl/) - Aww, poor little crazy. If the name Michaele Salahi doesn't ring any bells... she's the fame-hungry, "alleged" White House crasher from Bravo's cancelled Real Housewives of D.C. Michaele Salahi: Playboy Reject According to TMZ[1], Mrs. Bag-of-Bones Salahi shot some fully nude, fully vomit-inducing, pics for Playboy. But here's the unfortunate news for us all: The powers-that-be over
- [American Idol Season 10 Recap: Top 7](https://hotshiitake.com/american-idol-top-7-season-10-songs-21st-century/) - The American Idol contestants have been whittled down to the Top 7! Opening last night's show, was a performance by the 6 contestants that have already been booed off the stage (of the original Top 13). In case you've already forgotten who their names, they are: Ashthon Jones, Karen Rodriguez, Naima Adedapo, Paul McDonald, Pia
- [Jersey Shore Whore is Pregnant -- From Fist-Pump To Baby Bump](https://hotshiitake.com/angelina-pivarnick-pregnant-jersey-shore/) - Wanna guess which Jersey Shore cast member is sporting a fresh, new baby bump? The preggers 'Jersey Shore' whore is.... Jersey Shore's Angelina Pivarnick Pregnant Yep, Jersey Shore's Angelina Pivarnick is pregnant. No surprise there, really. The girl is a total trashbag. Reportedly, Angelina’s baby daddy is also her fiancé. Her fiancé. How did she
- [American Idol Season 10 Recap: Top 6](https://hotshiitake.com/american-idol-top-6-season-10-carole-king/) - Remember: With only 6 contestants remaining, HALF of them will be in this week's bottom three. Terrifying, right? As contestants are slowly weeded out each week, more and more of American Idol's 90-minute time slot opens up, and it simply must be filled. How WILL they do it? American Idol Top 6 -- Season 10
- [Kate Middleton Gets on Her Knees at the Royal Wedding -- Yeah, Girrrl](https://hotshiitake.com/kate-middleton-kneeling-royal-wedding-pic/) - Hot Shiitake had had just about enough of all the Royal Wedding talk ... until we saw this magnificent photograph of Prince William and Kate Middleton after their wedding ceremony on TMZ: Kate Middleton Kneeling At Royal Wedding: Verrrrry Suspicious Well, that's just royally inappropriate. Need we say more? WATCH: Prince William & Kate Middleton's
- [The Week In Politics: Arnold Schwarzenegger's Divorce & Other Fun Stuff](https://hotshiitake.com/maria-shriver-arnold-schwarzenegger-divorce/) - Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wife of 25 years, Maria Shriver, have separated. Maria Shriver & Arnold Schwarzenegger Divorce News OMG... Not surprising at all. I can't believe it's lasted as long as it has. Or that the relationship formed in the first place. A hardcore democrat married to a hardcore republican? That's just asking for
- [Arnold Schwarzenegger Boned a Chick Named Mildred?!?](https://hotshiitake.com/arnold-schwarzenegger-love-child-mildred-baena/) - By now, we all know that Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver have separated (although no official legal action has been taken, as of yet). Maria Schwarzenegger & Maria Shriver Separation Details In case you haven't heard, the reason behind Maria Shriver's split from Arnold Schwarzenegger was the eensie-weensie little fact that Arnie fathered an “illegitimate”
- [Kim Kardashian's Butt: It's ASStronomical](https://hotshiitake.com/kim-kardashian-ass-bikini-butt-pics/) - Kim Kardashian and her humongous hind end were recently spotted in Puerto Mito, Mexico, accompanied by her boyfriend (for now), Kris Humphries. Kris Humphries is a freakin' giant, but Kim Kardashian's butt is bigger. More o' Dat Kim Kardashian Ass Kim Kardashian's butt is SO big, it's something of a modern miracle that she manages
- [American Idol Season 10 Recap: Top 4](https://hotshiitake.com/american-idol-top-4-season-10-recap/) - This is it, ya'll: American Idol is down to the Top 4. These kids have really made it. Only contestants who made it to the Top 4 have really gone on to become anything of even mild importance. Last night's performance episode of American Idol had no real theme, it was more of a mish-mash
- [Danielle Staub Returns to Stripper Roots -- Cue Rock-Hard Boobs](https://hotshiitake.com/danielle-staub-stripping/) - Remember bat-s#!t crazy, former Real Housewives of New Jersey fame-whore cast member, Danielle Staub?... Danielle Staub: Fired Housewife Needs Attention Ever since Danielle got the boot from The Real Housewives of New Jersey, she's been positively starving for even the tiniest beam of limelight to shine upon her lowly head. For god's sake, someone throw
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