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Kim Kardashian: OOPS! You Saw My Thong Th-Thong-Thong-Thong

Kim Kardashian Thong

A six-months-pregnant Kim Kardashian stepped out in New York City with her baby daddy, Kanye West, on April 24, 2013 — showing a bit more than she bargained for (or maybe just as much as she bargained for?).

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Justin Bieber In Hospital For Breathing Problems — What A Gas (Mask)

Justin Bieber Hospitalized

Justin Bieber lost his breath and collapsed (i.e. fainted like a little girl) on stage at his concert in London at the O2 arena (this all went down on Thursday, March 7, 2013, if you really must know the exact date). Biebs stopped the show, got checked out by docs backstage, and then, by the grace of god, found the strength to come back and finish his concert. The show must go on, after all.

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Kim Kardashian’s Peplum Pregnancy Pants: An Unrivaled Evil In Our Modern World

Kim Kardashian Peplum Pants

Forget about the economy, the war in Iraq, the starving children in Africa — DROP EVERYTHING, because the terrorists have launched their latest attack on America. The devil takes many forms, and this time, the devil is not wearing sheep’s clothing. Nay, he is rearing his ugly head in all its fury. Yes; the devil and Kim Kardashian‘s maternity pants are most certainly one and the same.

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Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux: America’s Most Boring Couple Gets All Matchy-Matchy Penguin Time

Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston Matching

Just when you think Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux couldn’t possibly get more “blah” … they wear these matchy-matchy black and white ensembles to some boring event at the Beverly Hilton. (In case you’re just dying to know, the humdrum event in question was the 26th Annual American Cinematheque Awards on November 15, 2012 – bet you’re so glad we told you, right?).

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The Week in Not Half Bad: Rihanna Diddles Her Own Skittle & More

Rihanna Masturbates On Stage

Time for this week’s hot celebrity pics, urrv’rybody! Let’s start this week off right with some scantily-clad celebs, shall we? Because even when celebrities are in long gowns, they still manage to be wearing next-to-nothing. Isn’t it great?!
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