New Paris Hilton Album Looms — Lil Wayne Gives Has-Been Record Deal

Paris Hilton Record Deal

Perhaps all the seizing has affected the basic functioning of Lil Wayne‘s brain, because the sizzurp-sipping, seizure-afflicted rapper has just signed Paris Hilton to his record label, Cash Money Records.

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Justin Bieber’s Billboard Awards Speech — Little Biebs Has Grown Into A Big, Douchey Douche Lord

Justin Bieber Speech Billboard Awards

Last night, June 19, 2013, Justin Bieber attended the Billboard Music Awards, and was presented with the first-ever Milestone Award… because The Biebs has been on the pop planet since 2009, and four years is, like, a really, really big milestone.

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Kanye West Is Gay & Kim Kardashian Is A Lesbian — The Cold, Hard Truth

Kanye West Gay

Thanks to a certain characteristically out-of-touch celebrity gossip rag, questions about Kanye West‘s sexuality have recently risen to the surface.

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Anne Hathaway’s Blonde Hair — 2013 Met Gala Has Us Seeing Double

Anne Hathaway Blonde Hair

Anne Hathaway has dyed her hair blonde, and she looks undeniably similar to another Hollywood starlet…

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A Very Honey Boo Boo Wedding — Mama June & Sugar Bear Get Hitched

Honey Boo Boo Wedding

Everyone’s favorite country bumpkins, the Honey Boo Boo family, had a big ol’ redneck wedding yesterday, May 5, 2013, in their ultra-chic, ultra-exclusive Georgia backyard.

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