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A Tale Of Two Vaginas (Feat. Hazel Jones, The Woman With Two Vaginas)

Woman With Two Vaginas

Hazel Jones, now known simply as “the woman with two vaginas” (and two fully formed vaginas, at that), recently became famous in the UK, when she paraded her two vaginas on ITV’s This Morning (which, by the way, must be an absolutely magical programme, because it was this very same show that shone the global spotlight upon Chelsea Charms, the woman with the world’s biggest boobs).

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Chelsea Charms: A Charming Tale Of The World’s Biggest Boobs

Chelsea Charms Boobs

164XXX.

That is the size of the ENORMOUS bra that Minneapolis, Minn. native, Chelsea Charms, crams her knockers into. (Charming, wouldn’t you say?)

Chelsea Charms Boobs
Chelsea Charms and her boobs are ready for battle.

Making this whale of a tale even better, is the fact that Ms. Charms, 35, is in the “adult entertainment” industry, and her cup size is XXX. A charming coincidence, no?

Chelsea Charms Boobs
With tig ol’ bitties, comes tig ol’… back fat.

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