As if we didn’t already know Eva Longoria was a perfect human being, girlfriend went and got her graduate degree. Seriously?
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Kanye West Is Gay & Kim Kardashian Is A Lesbian — The Cold, Hard Truth
Thanks to a certain characteristically out-of-touch celebrity gossip rag, questions about Kanye West‘s sexuality have recently risen to the surface.
Justin Bieber In Hospital For Breathing Problems — What A Gas (Mask)
Justin Bieber lost his breath and collapsed (i.e. fainted like a little girl) on stage at his concert in London at the O2 arena (this all went down on Thursday, March 7, 2013, if you really must know the exact date). Biebs stopped the show, got checked out by docs backstage, and then, by the grace of god, found the strength to come back and finish his concert. The show must go on, after all.
Kim Kardashian’s Peplum Pregnancy Pants: An Unrivaled Evil In Our Modern World
Forget about the economy, the war in Iraq, the starving children in Africa — DROP EVERYTHING, because the terrorists have launched their latest attack on America. The devil takes many forms, and this time, the devil is not wearing sheep’s clothing. Nay, he is rearing his ugly head in all its fury. Yes; the devil and Kim Kardashian‘s maternity pants are most certainly one and the same.
Kim Kardashian’s Cat Dies — Have MERCY!
Kim Kardashian, the wettest blanket of all the Kardashians, shared some sad news with the class yesterday: her cat, Mercy, has died.
Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux: America’s Most Boring Couple Gets All Matchy-Matchy Penguin Time
Just when you think Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux couldn’t possibly get more “blah” … they wear these matchy-matchy black and white ensembles to some boring event at the Beverly Hilton. (In case you’re just dying to know, the humdrum event in question was the 26th Annual American Cinematheque Awards on November 15, 2012 – bet you’re so glad we told you, right?).
The Week in Ugly: Taylor Momsen Smoking & More Ugly Fugs
Hot Shiitake’s omniscient hotness expert has been placed on this wretched earth to shine the bright, blinding spotlight of truth upon all of the ugly celebrities people think are hot, while shouting from atop a mighty mountain, “Hey, world, not so hot now, are they?”. Yeah, not so hot.
The Week in Ugly: Lindsay Lohan’s Drunk Eye, Taylor Momsen & More
Let’s skip all that useless drivel, and dive right into some wonderfully ugly celebrity pics, shall we?
