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The Week In Not Half Bad: Billboard Awards, Cannes Film Festival & More

Billboard Awards Best Dressed

With the 66th Cannes Film Festival and the 2013 Billboard Music Awards, stars dressed their very bestest and tried to put their ugly in a closet (but as usual, the ugly celebrities came dancing out of the closet, but that’s a tale for another time). Anywho, here are the hottest celebrities from the past week-ish.

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The Week In Ugly: Snaggle Toes At Cannes & More Fun Fugliness

Cannes Worst Dressed

From the 2013 Cannes Film Festival’s worst dressed, to the fugly celebs at the Billboard Awards, this week was filled with ugly celebrities, and we ain’t mad at that. Enjoy!

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Eva Longoria Graduates From Grad School Just To Make You Feel Bad

Eva Longoria Graduate School

As if we didn’t already know Eva Longoria was a perfect human being, girlfriend went and got her graduate degree. Seriously?

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Anne Hathaway’s Blonde Hair — 2013 Met Gala Has Us Seeing Double

Anne Hathaway Blonde Hair

Anne Hathaway has dyed her hair blonde, and she looks undeniably similar to another Hollywood starlet…

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A Very Honey Boo Boo Wedding — Mama June & Sugar Bear Get Hitched

Honey Boo Boo Wedding

Everyone’s favorite country bumpkins, the Honey Boo Boo family, had a big ol’ redneck wedding yesterday, May 5, 2013, in their ultra-chic, ultra-exclusive Georgia backyard.

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Kim Kardashian: OOPS! You Saw My Thong Th-Thong-Thong-Thong

Kim Kardashian Thong

A six-months-pregnant Kim Kardashian stepped out in New York City with her baby daddy, Kanye West, on April 24, 2013 — showing a bit more than she bargained for (or maybe just as much as she bargained for?).

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Justin Bieber In Hospital For Breathing Problems — What A Gas (Mask)

Justin Bieber Hospitalized

Justin Bieber lost his breath and collapsed (i.e. fainted like a little girl) on stage at his concert in London at the O2 arena (this all went down on Thursday, March 7, 2013, if you really must know the exact date). Biebs stopped the show, got checked out by docs backstage, and then, by the grace of god, found the strength to come back and finish his concert. The show must go on, after all.

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Kim Kardashian’s Peplum Pregnancy Pants: An Unrivaled Evil In Our Modern World

Kim Kardashian Peplum Pants

Forget about the economy, the war in Iraq, the starving children in Africa — DROP EVERYTHING, because the terrorists have launched their latest attack on America. The devil takes many forms, and this time, the devil is not wearing sheep’s clothing. Nay, he is rearing his ugly head in all its fury. Yes; the devil and Kim Kardashian‘s maternity pants are most certainly one and the same.

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Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux: America’s Most Boring Couple Gets All Matchy-Matchy Penguin Time

Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston Matching

Just when you think Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux couldn’t possibly get more “blah” … they wear these matchy-matchy black and white ensembles to some boring event at the Beverly Hilton. (In case you’re just dying to know, the humdrum event in question was the 26th Annual American Cinematheque Awards on November 15, 2012 – bet you’re so glad we told you, right?).

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The Week in Not Half Bad: Rihanna Diddles Her Own Skittle & More

Rihanna Masturbates On Stage

Time for this week’s hot celebrity pics, urrv’rybody! Let’s start this week off right with some scantily-clad celebs, shall we? Because even when celebrities are in long gowns, they still manage to be wearing next-to-nothing. Isn’t it great?!

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