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Courtney Stodden Boob Job — Teen Bride Reveals Brand New Breastisses

Courtney Stodden Breast Implants

Everyone’s favorite wannabe-celebrity/hot-mess-in-training/aspiring-whatever, Courtney Stodden, 18, has gone under the plastic surgeon’s knife… what happened to being “rill”?

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Charlie Sheen: Farrah Abraham Has ‘Tranny-Boobs’ & ‘Five O’Clock Shadow’ — Riotous Rejection Letter

Charlie Sheen Disses Farrah Abraham

Just yesterday (June 13, 2013), Farrah Abraham went running her mouth about how she and Charlie Sheen had been texting each other — the terrible twosome even planned to go on some sort of date-type-thing (weird; we know). Well, in a new, hilarious development, it seems that date will no longer be happening…

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The Week in Not Half Bad: Rihanna Diddles Her Own Skittle & More

Rihanna Masturbates On Stage

Time for this week’s hot celebrity pics, urrv’rybody! Let’s start this week off right with some scantily-clad celebs, shall we? Because even when celebrities are in long gowns, they still manage to be wearing next-to-nothing. Isn’t it great?!

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Eyeball Feast: The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2011

Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

Ahoy there, mateys! The 2011 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show was surely a sight to behold. Thus, let’s take a gander back and have another look-see at a few of them thar fair lasses, so we might revel in the glorious sight of the almost-perfect Victoria’s Secret models, forever and ever. Starting with…

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The Week In Not Half Bad: Victoria’s Secret & More Hot Celebrity Pics

Hot Celebrity Pics

While it’s painful to say, this was an incredibly not-half-bad week in the hot celebrity pics department. What is this world coming to?!? We can probably place a large portion of blame upon the GQ Men of the Year Awards party. And those damn Victoria’s Secret Angels. And, surprisingly, the Twilight premiere.

Ugh, whatever, time for this week’s hot celebrity pics. Yay.

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Lindsay Lohan to Pose Nude in Playboy (PLUS: A Walk Down Memory Lane)

Lindsay Lohan Playboy

Lindsay Lohan posing nude for Playboy? File this under: wildly shocking & unexpected news…

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Naomi Watts Receives Film Award … Shows Breast in Thanks

Naomi Watts Breast
Wait, this is France… aren’t the British the ones known for their bad teeth?

Naomi Watts received an award during a tribute for her film career at the 37th Deauville American Film Festival in Deauville, France.

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Bad Boob Jobs: Guess the Celebrity Breasts

Bad Boob Jobs

Today in “Guess the Celebrity Boob Job,” we ask you:

Which celebrity has a deep, cavernous fissure between their breasts?

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The Week In Not Half Bad: Time For Some Hot Celebrity Bikini Pics

Celebrity Bikini Pics

Because there’s nothing like some hot celebrity bikini pics to simulataneously motivate yourself to get to the gym and depress the crap outta you (or inspire dirty thoughts, if you’re a pervy old man), this week’s “Not Half Bad” theme is: Hot Celebrities in Bikinis.

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Olivia Wilde Stars In ‘The Peter Griffin Sideboob Hour’ (& Other Boob News)

Lindsay Lohan See Through

Olivia Wilde was photographed earlier today at the UK premiere of Cowboys and Aliens:

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