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Harvard Professor Expels Obscene Amount Of Time & Energy Trying To Get $4 Back From Chinese Restaurant

Harvard Professor Emails Chinese Restaurant

What would you do if you discovered a restaurant, whose food you’d enjoyed, had overcharged you by $4 on what you’d expected would be a $53.35 bill? You’d probably feel annoyed, but do nothing, because you’re a lazy human just like the rest of us, right?

But now, imagine you’re a douchey associate professor at Harvard Business School, and a restaurant, whose food you’d enjoyed, overcharged you by $4. Bet that changes things, huh? No? You’re still a normal human, you think? Well, you think wrong. You’d raise hell and spend countless hours writing pointless emails to the humble owners of Ye Ole Mom and Pop Chinese Restaurant (real name, Sichuan Garden in Brookline Village), because your time isn’t valuable and you haven’t a thing more important (and certainly nothing more entertaining) to do, nosiree.

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2 Chainz Arrested At LAX — Rapper Caught With Pot … And Sizzurp

2 Chainz Arrested

Earlier today, June 11, 2013, 2 Chainz was arrested at LAX for possession of marijuana, but he had less than an ounce on him, so what gives?

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Chad ‘Ochocinco’ Johnson Arrested & Thrown In Jail — No Butts About It

Chad Johnson Arrested

Fallen NFL star, Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson, has been sentenced to 30 days in jail… because he slapped his male lawyer’s butt in court.

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Amanda Bynes In Court After Arrest — The Amanda Show Keeps Rolling

Amanda Bynes Court

After her marijuana arrest last night, Amanda Bynes spent a long night in lockup, waiting for a judge to become available for her arraignment hearing.

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Chief Keef Arrested For Smoking Weed In Hotel — #PotProblems

Chief Keef Arrested

Chief Keef (real name: Keith Cozart) was arrested yesterday, May 20, 2013, in DeKalb County, Georgia, for disorderly conduct.

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Sandy Hook Shooting Photo — Remembering Victoria Soto & All The Victims Of The Newtown Tragedy

Girl Crying Sandy Hook Shooting

As early reports of the Newtown, Connecticut school shooting emerged on the morning of Friday, December 14, 2012, there was an especially haunting image from outside of Sandy Hook Elementary School, showing a young woman screaming and crying into her cell phone. This photo was captioned simply, “a woman waiting to hear about her sister, a teacher, following the shooting” – leaving many to wonder just who this young woman was, and to hope, as she certainly must have hoped, that her sister made it out of the school unharmed.

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’16 & Pregnant’ Again: Josh and Ebony Rendon Announce 2nd Pregnancy

Josh and Ebony Rendon Pregnant Again

So, what’s a young couple to do when Child Protective Services takes your daughter away? Why, stick another bun in the oven, of course!

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Woman Cuts off Husband’s Penis, Throws it in Garbage Disposal

Woman Cuts Off Husband's Penis

Last night, at around 9pm, California police responded to a 911 call for a “medical emergency” in the quiet city of Garden Grove, in northern Orange County…

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Lindsay Lohan’s House Arrest Sentence Ends — LiLo Is A Free Woman!

Lindsay Lohan House Arrest

After 35 excruciating days of house arrest, Lindsay Lohan is finally free to roam the good, green earth, as of 10:20 PST, Wednesday, June 29, 2013. And the best part is: she no longer has to worry about that hideous ankle bracelet making her pants look all bunchy ‘n stuff.

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Chris Brown Smiles & Hugs His Way Out of a Parking Ticket, Goes On Rant

It looks like everything in the world of Chris Brown is coming up roses. And sunshine, and unicorns, and rainbows, etc. etc.

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