From the 2013 Cannes Film Festival’s worst dressed, to the fugly celebs at the Billboard Awards, this week was filled with ugly celebrities, and we ain’t mad at that. Enjoy!
Hot Shiitake’s omniscient hotness expert has been placed on this wretched earth to shine the bright, blinding spotlight of truth upon all of the ugly celebrities people think are hot, while shouting from atop a mighty mountain, “Hey, world, not so hot now, are they?”. Yeah, not so hot.
Our world has many flaws, but the greatest crisis facing our modern world involves the hordes and hordes of ugly celebrities people think are hot. Hot Shiitake’s omniscient hotness expert is here to show you idiots the light. You’re welcome.