It is now time for your weekly dose of ugly:
We’re gonna start this week’s ugly with another guessing game!
(See “Guess The Celebrity” to play s’more!)
Guess which Disney Channel star was caught smoking this week?
This was another delightfully ugly week, filled with the Jersey Shore, parenthood, and just a dash of porn.
Kim Kardashian’s leopard-print romper is heinous, but Vera Wang’s anorexic body and gaunt face are so much worse. Eat a sandwich, you ghastly freak.
The end of the month gave us a whole lotta ugly. And that’s the best gift of all.
Check out Mariah Carey’s pregnant belly button — she’s about to freakin’ POP.
Mariah Carey just gave birth to twins yesterday, May 1, 2011, so we should probably offer her and Nick Cannon our well-wishes. Congratulations, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon! You guys suck.