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The Week In Ugly: Lady Gaga’s Green Hair & More Monstrosities

Ugly Celebrities

It is now time for your weekly dose of ugly:

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The Week In Ugly: Grandma Bikinis, Smoking Old Hags & More

Ugly Celebrities

We’re gonna start this week’s ugly with another guessing game!

(See “Guess The Celebrity” to play s’more!)

Guess which Disney Channel star was caught smoking this week?

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The Week In Ugly: Dumpster Divers, Female Body Builders & More

Ugly Celebrity Pics

We’re gonna start this week’s ugly with a little guessing game:

Can you guess which celebrity was caught eating out of a dumpster?

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The Week In Ugly: Week of June 26 – July 3, 2011

This was another delightfully ugly week, filled with the Jersey Shore, parenthood, and just a dash of porn.

Kim Kardashian and Vera Wang

Kim Kardashian Shopping with Vera Wang in NYC

Kim Kardashian’s leopard-print romper is heinous, but Vera Wang’s anorexic body and gaunt face are so much worse. Eat a sandwich, you ghastly freak.

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The Week In Ugly: Lady Gaga’s Clown Paint, Taylor Momsen & More

Ugly Celebrities

Oh my, my, my. When it rains, it pours; and this week’s ugly cup runneth over.

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The Week In Ugly: Lady Gaga Needs Help, Christina Hendricks’ Hips & More

Lady Gaga Shoes

The 2011 CFDA Awards took place Monday night (June 6, 2011), and as with any night dedicated to fashion, there sure was a lot of ugly.

Also featured: Steven Tyler’s billy-balls, Princess Leia, and more!

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The Week In Ugly: Crazy Cameltoe, Where’s Waldo & More Delights

Khloe Kardashian Camel Toe

The gods of ugly have blessed us with a bountiful harvest of ugly celebrities this week; much of which has been sewn, and subsequently reaped, at the 2011 Cannes Film Festival, both on and off the red carpet. Those Frenchies sure have a sneaky way of spreading their ugly seed.

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The Week In Ugly: Lady Gaga’s Horrific Cannes Performance & More

Lady Gaga Ugly

This was actually not a very ugly week. Where you bin hidin’, Taylor Momsen??

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The Week In Ugly: Tori Spelling Blasts Her Baby Bump & More Fashion Crimes

Tori Spelling Baby Bump

Sometimes the gods of ugly really make my life easy.

The amount of glorious ugly I’ve witnessed this past week has made for a lovely ugly start to the month of May. Apparently, April showers bring May ugly.

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The Week In Ugly: Week of April 24-30, 2011

The end of the month gave us a whole lotta ugly. And that’s the best gift of all.

Mariah Carey Pregnant

Mariah Carey Pregnant

Check out Mariah Carey’s pregnant belly button — she’s about to freakin’ POP.

Mariah Carey just gave birth to twins yesterday, May 1, 2011, so we should probably offer her and Nick Cannon our well-wishes. Congratulations, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon! You guys suck.

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