The end of the month gave us a whole lotta ugly. And that’s the best gift of all.
Mariah Carey Pregnant
Check out Mariah Carey’s pregnant belly button — she’s about to freakin’ POP.
Mariah Carey just gave birth to twins yesterday, May 1, 2011, so we should probably offer her and Nick Cannon our well-wishes. Congratulations, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon! You guys suck.
Hayden Panettiere’s Short Hair: Preparing For Motherhood?
Seriously, what is UP with Hayden Panettiere’s mom hair??
Miley Cyrus
![Miley Cyrus Ugly](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5VdzxU_AfF8/Tb4QblJlzII/AAAAAAAAAWw/asPJDb6Ogqw/s1600/miley-cyrus.jpg)
Glee’s Naya Rivera Smoking. Yuck.
![Naya Rivera Smoking Naya Rivera Smoking](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-v7wzv2wYwwM/Tb4QYjQzixI/AAAAAAAAAWc/p5I3gX8hqWU/s1600/Glee-Naya-Rivera.jpg)
Katy Perry
![Katy Perry Butt Crack](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6tCZ6wgBgiw/Tb4QaTAtOrI/AAAAAAAAAWo/aE5VSfr9hHI/s1600/katy-perry-buttcrack-dress.jpg)
Katy Perry is “ugly” in the best possible way.
Katie Holmes, on the other hand, is just plain ugly…
Katie Holmes
![Katie Holmes Ugly](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-7vtG_20aJ24/Tb4QaBmd-vI/AAAAAAAAAWk/EmHtkayYWsQ/s1600/katie-holmes.jpg)
Princess Beatrice’s Hat At The Royal Freakin’ Wedding
My, what a fascinating fascinator, Princess B. (Hardy har, a little pun.)
And now, it’s time for this week’s Ugins, which will actually be a very momentous occasion, as we have our very first set of Uglets.
For those of you who missed last week’s Week In Ugly, “Ugins” is a new and terribly exciting part of The Week In Ugly, featuring ugly celebrity look alikes. Enjoy!
This week’s “Ugins” would more appropriately be dubbed, “Uglets”. It is also a wonderful example of how ADD affects the daily life of Hot Shiitake’s brilliant, but scattered, master artist.
Uglets
ug-lets [ugg-litz]
-noun
1. ugly triplets, quadruplets, quintuplets, sextuplets, septuplets, octuplets, nonuplets, etc.
2. a group or set of three or more persons or things closely resembling one another in a manner that is very unattractive, unpleasant to look at, or displeasing in appearance.
See also: ugins
Princess Beatrice, a Raccoon, Taylor Momsen, and Ronald McDonald
![Taylor Momsen Raccoon](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-hcUNyNlBwzM/Tb4VoGMBOLI/AAAAAAAAAW4/kIjUQCZnPck/s640/Whole-lotta-ugly.jpg)