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Anne Hathaway’s Blonde Hair — 2013 Met Gala Has Us Seeing Double

Anne Hathaway Blonde Hair

Anne Hathaway has dyed her hair blonde, and she looks undeniably similar to another Hollywood starlet…

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The Week in Ugly: Taylor Momsen Smoking & More Ugly Fugs

Ugly Celebrities People Think Are Hot

Hot Shiitake’s omniscient hotness expert has been placed on this wretched earth to shine the bright, blinding spotlight of truth upon all of the ugly celebrities people think are hot, while shouting from atop a mighty mountain, “Hey, world, not so hot now, are they?”. Yeah, not so hot.

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The Week in Ugly: Lana Del Rey’s Fish Lips & More Wonderfully Ugly Celebs

Lana Del Rey Ugly

Oh, ugly; glorious, glorious ugly, we welcome thee with open arms.

Please enjoy these ugly celebrities, whilst we dance with joy, for God is great.

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The Week in Ugly: Lindsay Lohan’s Drunk Eye, Taylor Momsen & More

Ugly Celebrity Pics

Let’s skip all that useless drivel, and dive right into some wonderfully ugly celebrity pics, shall we?

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The Week in Ugly: Miranda Kerr & More Ugly Celebrities People Think Are Hot

Miranda Kerr Ugly

Our world has many flaws, but the greatest crisis facing our modern world involves the hordes and hordes of ugly celebrities people think are hot. Hot Shiitake’s omniscient hotness expert is here to show you idiots the light. You’re welcome.

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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez: 2011 American Music Awards Edition

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez AMA 2011

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were looking all lovey-dovey at the 39th Annual American Music Awards (November 20, 2011).

They make me quite ill, and they should make you ill, too, if you know what’s good for you.

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The Week in Ugly — Lady Gaga: Knight In Shining Armor & More Fun With Ugly

Lady Gaga Versace Ugly

Ach. Mine eyes burneth, yet mine heart soars. Ugly returneth.

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The Week In Ugly: Avril Lavigne & More Probable Hollywood Witches

Avril Lavigne Ugly

Hollywood must be getting ready for Halloween, because this week was chock full of witches, villains, and one lone superhero, desperately trying to fight them all.

PLUS: is crazy Britney Spears off the wagon?

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Hilary Duff … The Next Indiana Jones?

Hilary Duff Indiana Jones

Hilary Duff was spotted meandering through West Hollywood, lugging around a ton of bags.

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The Week In Ugly: Amanda Bynes’ Bloated Face & More

Amanda Bynes Fat

For a healthy dose of ugly, simply looking in the mirror may suffice.
But just in case, here’s your weekly ugly supplement.

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