The fabled Kardashian Klan (kind of like the Ku Klux, but less lynch-y) have released their annual Christmas card: 2013 edition — and my, oh my, what a site for sore eyes…?
Hot Shiitake Archives
2 Chainz Arrested At LAX — Rapper Caught With Pot … And Sizzurp
Earlier today, June 11, 2013, 2 Chainz was arrested at LAX for possession of marijuana, but he had less than an ounce on him, so what gives?
Did Neil Patrick Harris Say The N-Word At The Tony Awards? — VIDEO
Neil Patrick Harris hosted the Tony Awards last night (June 9, 2013), which doesn’t sound very exciting — let’s face it, no one watches the Tonys — except, during the opening number, NPH may or may not have dropped the N-word. Yes, that N-word.
Eva Longoria Graduates From Grad School Just To Make You Feel Bad
As if we didn’t already know Eva Longoria was a perfect human being, girlfriend went and got her graduate degree. Seriously?
Kanye West Is Gay & Kim Kardashian Is A Lesbian — The Cold, Hard Truth
Thanks to a certain characteristically out-of-touch celebrity gossip rag, questions about Kanye West‘s sexuality have recently risen to the surface.
Justin Bieber In Hospital For Breathing Problems — What A Gas (Mask)
Justin Bieber lost his breath and collapsed (i.e. fainted like a little girl) on stage at his concert in London at the O2 arena (this all went down on Thursday, March 7, 2013, if you really must know the exact date). Biebs stopped the show, got checked out by docs backstage, and then, by the grace of god, found the strength to come back and finish his concert. The show must go on, after all.
Kim Kardashian’s Cat Dies — Have MERCY!
Kim Kardashian, the wettest blanket of all the Kardashians, shared some sad news with the class yesterday: her cat, Mercy, has died.
Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux: America’s Most Boring Couple Gets All Matchy-Matchy Penguin Time
Just when you think Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux couldn’t possibly get more “blah” … they wear these matchy-matchy black and white ensembles to some boring event at the Beverly Hilton. (In case you’re just dying to know, the humdrum event in question was the 26th Annual American Cinematheque Awards on November 15, 2012 – bet you’re so glad we told you, right?).
The Week in Ugly: Taylor Momsen Smoking & More Ugly Fugs
Hot Shiitake’s omniscient hotness expert has been placed on this wretched earth to shine the bright, blinding spotlight of truth upon all of the ugly celebrities people think are hot, while shouting from atop a mighty mountain, “Hey, world, not so hot now, are they?”. Yeah, not so hot.
