Last month, it was revealed that Paula Deen is the truest, purest form of Southener: an old, white racist…
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Rachel Zoe Pregnant With Second Baby: Secret Wizard Powers Evident
Everyone’s favorite celebrity stylist and “raisin face” (props to Nicole Richie, best nicknamer ever, on that one), Rachel Zoe, 41, has defied nature and gotten pregnant for the second time.
Courtney Stodden Boob Job — Teen Bride Reveals Brand New Breastisses
Everyone’s favorite wannabe-celebrity/hot-mess-in-training/aspiring-whatever, Courtney Stodden, 18, has gone under the plastic surgeon’s knife… what happened to being “rill”?
Miss Utah USA: Marissa Powell Trips & Falls In Her Own Word Vomit — VIDEO
The 2013 Miss USA pageant took place yesterday, Sunday, June 16, 2013, and the gowns were probably great and blah, blah, blah… who watches those pageants, anyways; right? But, as pageants are wont to do, the Question and Answer round is where we found our true breakout star: Miss Utah USA, Marissa Powell.
Kim Kardashian Gives Birth: All Hail Baby Kimye — VIDEO
After months and months of Kim Kardashian pregnancy pics (and horrifically evil maternity fashion), baby Kimye has finally been pushed forth from Kimbo’s krotch.
Charlie Sheen: Farrah Abraham Has ‘Tranny-Boobs’ & ‘Five O’Clock Shadow’ — Riotous Rejection Letter
Just yesterday (June 13, 2013), Farrah Abraham went running her mouth about how she and Charlie Sheen had been texting each other — the terrible twosome even planned to go on some sort of date-type-thing (weird; we know). Well, in a new, hilarious development, it seems that date will no longer be happening…
2 Chainz Arrested At LAX — Rapper Caught With Pot … And Sizzurp
Earlier today, June 11, 2013, 2 Chainz was arrested at LAX for possession of marijuana, but he had less than an ounce on him, so what gives?
Chad ‘Ochocinco’ Johnson Arrested & Thrown In Jail — No Butts About It
Fallen NFL star, Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson, has been sentenced to 30 days in jail… because he slapped his male lawyer’s butt in court.
Did Neil Patrick Harris Say The N-Word At The Tony Awards? — VIDEO
Neil Patrick Harris hosted the Tony Awards last night (June 9, 2013), which doesn’t sound very exciting — let’s face it, no one watches the Tonys — except, during the opening number, NPH may or may not have dropped the N-word. Yes, that N-word.
Amanda Bynes In Court After Arrest — The Amanda Show Keeps Rolling
After her marijuana arrest last night, Amanda Bynes spent a long night in lockup, waiting for a judge to become available for her arraignment hearing.
