Just yesterday (June 13, 2013), Farrah Abraham went running her mouth about how she and Charlie Sheen had been texting each other — the terrible twosome even planned to go on some sort of date-type-thing (weird; we know). Well, in a new, hilarious development, it seems that date will no longer be happening…
Charlie Sheen Disses Farrah Abraham In Epic Letter
After the Teen Mom-turned-porn “star” leaked her private text messages with the Sheenster to TMZ, Charlie was none-too-pleased and took the initiative to let the ‘Teen Mom’/porn gurl know exactly what he thinks of her in a glorious letter.
Charlie Sheen’s Letter To Farrah Abraham: Zing, Zing, Zing
Charlie Sheen is seriously awesome, you guys, and we’re only mildly ashamed to say we love him (F’real, why aren’t more stars as boldly honest as Sheen?) Here’s his hilarious, no-holds-barred letter to Farrah Abraham, in its entirety:
hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;
I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.
your daughter must be so proud.
please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.
oh and I’m sure they’ll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o’clock shadow.
Awesome, right? We wonder what shenanigans Farrah will come up with in response to Sheen’s letter.
WATCH: Howard Stern Producer Disses Farrah Abraham
Farrah Abraham sure seems fame-hungry, and in addition to leaking her private text messages with Charlie Sheen, Farrah appeared on Howard Stern’s SiriusXM radio show earlier this week (June 12, 2013), and boy, oh boy, was it a juicy interview…
Some highlights: Farrah Abraham masturbates to her own sex tape (she says it herself in the video below).
Also in the clip below, Stern Show Media Producer, JD, disses Ms. Abraham, saying Farrah is “everything wrong with entertainment media and pop culture, today.” Seriously, just watch the vid, it’s good stuff.
Do you agree with Charlie Sheen and Howard Stern’s producer? Is Farrah Abraham a big ol’ fame-hungry wannabe-pornstar butthead; or are you on the Teen Mom’s side? — Let us know in a comment below.
More On Charlie Sheen’s Letter To Farrah Abraham:
- Charlie Sheen Disses Farrah Abraham, ‘Desperate Guzzler of Douche Agua’ — TMZ
- Charlie Sheen Letter To Farrah Abraham: Teen Mom Has Tranny-Boobs — Huffington Post
- Charlie Sheen Disses Farrah Abraham After ‘Teen Mom’ Star Leaks Text Messages — NY Daily News