Coco Austin‘s booty has taken back its rightful throne as Coco’s biggest lady lump. Which is our fancy-pants way of saying Ice-T‘s lady has given birth. No more baby bump!
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Harvard Professor Expels Obscene Amount Of Time & Energy Trying To Get $4 Back From Chinese Restaurant
What would you do if you discovered a restaurant, whose food you’d enjoyed, had overcharged you by $4 on what you’d expected would be a $53.35 bill? You’d probably feel annoyed, but do nothing, because you’re a lazy human just like the rest of us, right?
But now, imagine you’re a douchey associate professor at Harvard Business School, and a restaurant, whose food you’d enjoyed, overcharged you by $4. Bet that changes things, huh? No? You’re still a normal human, you think? Well, you think wrong. You’d raise hell and spend countless hours writing pointless emails to the humble owners of Ye Ole Mom and Pop Chinese Restaurant (real name, Sichuan Garden in Brookline Village), because your time isn’t valuable and you haven’t a thing more important (and certainly nothing more entertaining) to do, nosiree.
Kardashian Family Christmas Cards Through The Years — Merry Khristmas!
No one knows how to do a family Christmas card quite like the Kardashians. And through good times and bad, America’s most famous family has always managed to take a holiday photo — a tradition which has grown increasingly elaborate and insane through the years. Seriously, how much do you think those guys dish out for their annual Khristmas photo? Probably more than a lot of people make in a year, we’re guessing. A worthy investment. ‘Tis the season to gift the world with a self-indulgent photo of yourself, after all.
Kardashian Christmas Card 2013 — It’s Khristmas Time In Krazytown
The fabled Kardashian Klan (kind of like the Ku Klux, but less lynch-y) have released their annual Christmas card: 2013 edition — and my, oh my, what a site for sore eyes…?
Food Network Fires Paula Deen: Bye, Ya’ll — PLUS: Paula’s ‘Apology’ Video
Last month, it was revealed that Paula Deen is the truest, purest form of Southener: an old, white racist…
Rachel Zoe Pregnant With Second Baby: Secret Wizard Powers Evident
Everyone’s favorite celebrity stylist and “raisin face” (props to Nicole Richie, best nicknamer ever, on that one), Rachel Zoe, 41, has defied nature and gotten pregnant for the second time.
Courtney Stodden Boob Job — Teen Bride Reveals Brand New Breastisses
Everyone’s favorite wannabe-celebrity/hot-mess-in-training/aspiring-whatever, Courtney Stodden, 18, has gone under the plastic surgeon’s knife… what happened to being “rill”?
Miss Utah USA: Marissa Powell Trips & Falls In Her Own Word Vomit — VIDEO
The 2013 Miss USA pageant took place yesterday, Sunday, June 16, 2013, and the gowns were probably great and blah, blah, blah… who watches those pageants, anyways; right? But, as pageants are wont to do, the Question and Answer round is where we found our true breakout star: Miss Utah USA, Marissa Powell.
Kim Kardashian Gives Birth: All Hail Baby Kimye — VIDEO
After months and months of Kim Kardashian pregnancy pics (and horrifically evil maternity fashion), baby Kimye has finally been pushed forth from Kimbo’s krotch.
