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The Week In Not Half Bad: Billboard Awards, Cannes Film Festival & More

Billboard Awards Best Dressed

With the 66th Cannes Film Festival and the 2013 Billboard Music Awards, stars dressed their very bestest and tried to put their ugly in a closet (but as usual, the ugly celebrities came dancing out of the closet, but that’s a tale for another time). Anywho, here are the hottest celebrities from the past week-ish.

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The Week in Not Half Bad: Kim Kardashian & More Springy Goodness

Hot Celebrity Pics

Awl-wright, chaps, queue up, it’s time for a right spot of hot celebrity pics from the past week or so.

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The Week in Not Half Bad: Rihanna Diddles Her Own Skittle & More

Rihanna Masturbates On Stage

Time for this week’s hot celebrity pics, urrv’rybody! Let’s start this week off right with some scantily-clad celebs, shall we? Because even when celebrities are in long gowns, they still manage to be wearing next-to-nothing. Isn’t it great?!

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The Week In Not Half Bad: Victoria’s Secret & More Hot Celebrity Pics

Hot Celebrity Pics

While it’s painful to say, this was an incredibly not-half-bad week in the hot celebrity pics department. What is this world coming to?!? We can probably place a large portion of blame upon the GQ Men of the Year Awards party. And those damn Victoria’s Secret Angels. And, surprisingly, the Twilight premiere.

Ugh, whatever, time for this week’s hot celebrity pics. Yay.

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The Week In Not Half Bad: Demi Lovato Shows Boob & More Tinseltown Glitz

Maria Menounos Dancing

Enjoy yourself some glittery boobs and biyaaaaatchez.

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The Week In Not Half Bad — Fashion Week, TIFF, & Bikinis: Yeah, Girrrrl

Hot Celebrity Pics

Yee-haw, we reckon it’s time to take a look-see at this week’s hot celebrity pics. Giddy-up, now.

Tamara Ecclestone

Tamara Ecclestone Bikini
Ride ’em, cowboy!

Tamara Ecclestone shows off her bikini bod at an LA beach. (September 5, 2011)

In an effort to become the next Hilton sisters, Tamara plans to follow her younger sister, Petra Ecclestone, to LA. There’s gotta be at least one extra room for Tammy in Candy Spelling’s former mansion, but Tamara has been looking to buy a place of her own, even looking at Ellen DeGeneres’ crazy-big estate.

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The Week In Not Half Bad: Week of August 28 – September 4, 2011

Apparently, this week’s theme is:
“Stars of Jersey Shore who, when compared to the past, don’t look half bad”.

Snooki

Snooki MTV VMAs
Snooks isn’t looking half bad these days… but she needs a little help finding shoes that fit.

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is pictured at the 2011 MTV VMA’s, Sunday, August 28, 2011.

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The Week In Not Half Bad: Sofia Vergara’s Bootylicious Jeans & More

Sofia Vergara Butt

Let’s take a peek at this week’s not-half-bad-looking celebs, shall we?

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The Week In Not Half Bad: Time For Some Hot Celebrity Bikini Pics

Celebrity Bikini Pics

Because there’s nothing like some hot celebrity bikini pics to simulataneously motivate yourself to get to the gym and depress the crap outta you (or inspire dirty thoughts, if you’re a pervy old man), this week’s “Not Half Bad” theme is: Hot Celebrities in Bikinis.

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