Perhaps all the seizing has affected the basic functioning of Lil Wayne‘s brain, because the sizzurp-sipping, seizure-afflicted rapper has just signed Paris Hilton to his record label, Cash Money Records.
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Christina Aguilera’s Michael Jackson Tribute Concert Performance: One Big Laugh-Riot
Yesterday, October 8, 2011, was a day for the history books, as the Michael Jackson Tribute Concert… umm, happened. And, as shown in the photograph above, Christina Aguilera started her performance in a she’s-the-boss skirt suit, singing Charlie Chaplin’s “Smile”.
Lady Gaga On Stage During iHeartRadio Music Festival Massacre
Lady Gaga was one of the many acts that took the stage at the iHeartRadio Music Festival yesterday, September 24, 2011, at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas, and it was an emotionally scarring event for all in attendance, to say the very least of this horrific tragedy.
Rebecca Black’s New Music Video — What Comes After ‘Friday’?
Get excited: Rebecca Black has released a brand new music video for her single: “My Moment”.
Britney Spears Releases ‘I Wanna Go’ Music Video — WATCH
Get excited, Britney Spears fans (AKA every person on the planet): Queen B has released her official music video for “I Wanna Go”!
Britney Spears Is a Slave 4 U, Till The World Ends
Brit-Brit released the music video for her latest single, “Till The World Ends,” in the wee hours of the morning. 3am EST, I believe was the exact time. Strange, strange timing. I don’t get it, but whatever.
Katy Perry Is A Sexy Alien (And Other Rant-om Thoughts)
Today, Katy Perry released the music video for her single E.T., featuring Kanye West. If you’re not already, it’s time to get excited, b*tches.
Gwyneth Paltrow’s Singing Career: Hope For Humanity Fades, But A Faint Glimmer Remains
Lately, there has been much talk surrounding Gwyneth Paltrow’s future as a recording artist; but contrary to several reports, she has NOT YET signed any record deal…
Kim Kardashian Taps Into New, Untapped Source of Self-Promotion
Kim Kardashian has stated that she’s a “people pleaser,” so that’s probably why she’s released a single (that’s right: MUSIC), giving the world and the music industry exactly what it needed: more auto-tune. THANKS, KIMBO! You’re so self-less.
Lady Gaga Pulls Foreign Object From Vagina, Surprises No One
Lady Gaga‘s “Born This Way” music video premiered earlier today.
