Yesterday, October 8, 2011, was a day for the history books, as the Michael Jackson Tribute Concert… umm, happened. And, as shown in the photograph above, Christina Aguilera started her performance in a she’s-the-boss skirt suit, singing Charlie Chaplin’s “Smile”.
Time for a little game we like to call “Guess The Ugly Celebrity”.
Can you guess which ugly celebrity was spotted sporting a hot pink ‘do this week?
We’re gonna start this week’s ugly with a little guessing game:
Can you guess which celebrity was caught eating out of a dumpster?
This was another delightfully ugly week, filled with the Jersey Shore, parenthood, and just a dash of porn.
Kim Kardashian’s leopard-print romper is heinous, but Vera Wang’s anorexic body and gaunt face are so much worse. Eat a sandwich, you ghastly freak.
Today may be Easter, but ugly don’t take breaks just ’cause the Lord hath risen!
So, if you’re like me, & your Easter basket was chock full o’ bulls#!t, here’s some ugly to replace the b.s. with mounds of glee (and I’m not talking about the TV show starring that girl whose mouth takes up half her face. Although, SPOILER ALERT: she might be making a guest appearance in this week’s Ugly!).
But first, the lovely basket of joy that the Easter Bunny so kindly blessed me with:
Now, time for this week’s ugly!
We had some unexpected ugly celebrities smack us in the face this week. But don’t worry, that doesn’t mean that the usual ugly culprits were unexpectedly un-uglified. Now, that would be a real tragedy. Ok, time to bring on the ugly…
Early this morning (March 1, at around 2:45am), Christina Aguilera was arrested for public intoxication. Her nobody boyfriend, Matthew Rutler, was also arrested, on suspicion for driving under the influence. Those two crazy kids — they were just trying to have a good time.
