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Christina Aguilera’s Michael Jackson Tribute Concert Performance: One Big Laugh-Riot

Christina Aguilera Weight Gain

Yesterday, October 8, 2011, was a day for the history books, as the Michael Jackson Tribute Concert… umm, happened. And, as shown in the photograph above, Christina Aguilera started her performance in a she’s-the-boss skirt suit, singing Charlie Chaplin’s “Smile”.

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The Week In Ugly: Hair-Raising Celebrity Hairstyles & More Fun Junk

Ugly Celebrity Hairstyles

Time for a little game we like to call “Guess The Ugly Celebrity”.

Can you guess which ugly celebrity was spotted sporting a hot pink ‘do this week?
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The Week In Ugly: Dumpster Divers, Female Body Builders & More

Ugly Celebrity Pics

We’re gonna start this week’s ugly with a little guessing game:

Can you guess which celebrity was caught eating out of a dumpster?

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The Week In Ugly: Week of June 26 – July 3, 2011

This was another delightfully ugly week, filled with the Jersey Shore, parenthood, and just a dash of porn.

Kim Kardashian and Vera Wang

Kim Kardashian Shopping with Vera Wang in NYC

Kim Kardashian’s leopard-print romper is heinous, but Vera Wang’s anorexic body and gaunt face are so much worse. Eat a sandwich, you ghastly freak.

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The Week In Ugly: Week of April 17-23, 2011

Today may be Easter, but ugly don’t take breaks just ’cause the Lord hath risen!

So, if you’re like me, & your Easter basket was chock full o’ bulls#!t, here’s some ugly to replace the b.s. with mounds of glee (and I’m not talking about the TV show starring that girl whose mouth takes up half her face. Although, SPOILER ALERT: she might be making a guest appearance in this week’s Ugly!).

But first, the lovely basket of joy that the Easter Bunny so kindly blessed me with:

Worst Easter Basket
Yep, that’s PB, Marmalade, Ladybug socks, a crappy hairbrush, AND shredded documents!
WOWIE ZOWIE! Thanks E-Bunz!

Now, time for this week’s ugly!
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