The Week In Ugly: Dumpster Divers, Female Body Builders & More

Ugly Celebrity Pics

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We’re gonna start this week’s ugly with a little guessing game:

Can you guess which celebrity was caught eating out of a dumpster?

Vanessa Hudgens Dumpster Diving
Om nom nom, so tasty!

Think you know who the broke ‘n crusty celeb is??

Here’s a shot from the front:

Vanessa Hudgens Gimme Shelter

Still can’t figure out who it is??…

It’s Vanessa Hudgens.

But don’t worry, V.Hudge super-fans, Vanessa isn’t actually homeless and super hungry, she was just filming some scenes for her upcoming film, Gimme Shelter. We smell an Oscar! *

That was way super fun, rye-eet?!? Let’s play another round.

Guess who this ugly fug is:

Cameron Diaz Bad Teacher
She’s ready for her close-up!

Did you guess? If not, it’s probably too late, ’cause if you can read this, you can probably see the answer. It’s…

Cameron Diaz Ugly Bad Teacher

Cameron Diaz Bad Teacher
“Eat Me!”

Cameron Diaz was in Cancun, Mexico, promoting Bad Teacher. Now that’s a butter face, if I’ve ever seen one. Although, her body is also quite frightening…

Cameron Diaz Body Builder
Cameron Diaz: Body Builder

Ok, we’re all done with today’s guessing games, now for some reg’lar ol’ ugly:

Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga Ugly
Lady GagMe looks horrendous, as usual, but we should be glad she’s covering up that ugly mug.

Dakota Fanning

Dakota Fanning Short Hair
If only the Fanning girls would disappear…

Courtney Love

Courtney Love Drunk
Courtney Love is looking clean and sober…


ug-ins [ugg-inz]
1. ugly twins
2. either of two persons or things closely resembling each other in a manner that is very unattractive, unpleasant to look at, or displeasing in appearance.
See also: uglets

We’ve got another double whammy this week!

First up:

Christina Aguilera and the Wicked Witch of the West **

Christina Aguilera is a Witch
Christina Aguilera was out promoting her brand new fragrance, Royal Desire… because so many people want to smell like a washed up, dirty hooker.

Xtina is a class act. Please notice how she keeps herself covered up, and only shows off one of her boobs.

And this week’s big finale:

Serena Williams and Troy Polamalu of the Pittsburgh Steelers

Serena Williams Troy Polamalu Look Alike
These cool cats should totally date each other.
☮ ♥ & Ugly

*Obviously, this is sarcasm. I feel the need to clarify, because there are so many idiots in the world.

**Special thanks to Linda Krein, for pointing out the fact that Christina Aguilera looks like the Wicked Witch of the West. Without her keen eyes, Christina would’ve ended up in the reg’lar ol’ ugly line-up.

***As always, click on the pictures to see even more ugly detail.

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