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The Week In Ugly: Avril Lavigne & More Probable Hollywood Witches

Avril Lavigne Ugly

Hollywood must be getting ready for Halloween, because this week was chock full of witches, villains, and one lone superhero, desperately trying to fight them all.

PLUS: is crazy Britney Spears off the wagon?

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The Week In Ugly: Week of June 26 – July 3, 2011

This was another delightfully ugly week, filled with the Jersey Shore, parenthood, and just a dash of porn.

Kim Kardashian and Vera Wang

Kim Kardashian Shopping with Vera Wang in NYC

Kim Kardashian’s leopard-print romper is heinous, but Vera Wang’s anorexic body and gaunt face are so much worse. Eat a sandwich, you ghastly freak.

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The Week In Ugly: Tori Spelling Blasts Her Baby Bump & More Fashion Crimes

Tori Spelling Baby Bump

Sometimes the gods of ugly really make my life easy.

The amount of glorious ugly I’ve witnessed this past week has made for a lovely ugly start to the month of May. Apparently, April showers bring May ugly.

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The Week In Ugly: Week of April 24-30, 2011

The end of the month gave us a whole lotta ugly. And that’s the best gift of all.

Mariah Carey Pregnant

Mariah Carey Pregnant

Check out Mariah Carey’s pregnant belly button — she’s about to freakin’ POP.

Mariah Carey just gave birth to twins yesterday, May 1, 2011, so we should probably offer her and Nick Cannon our well-wishes. Congratulations, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon! You guys suck.
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