Sometimes the gods of ugly really make my life easy.
The amount of glorious ugly I’ve witnessed this past week has made for a lovely ugly start to the month of May. Apparently, April showers bring May ugly.
Chelsy Davy’s Fish Lips
Wondering who Chelsy Davy is? She’s Prince Harry’s fugly girlfriend.
I can’t quite put my finger on what those lips remind me of… but it’s definitely something ugly.
Mischa Barton In A Bikini
Mischa Barton is the definition of “hot mess”.
Tori Spelling’s Baby Bump… In A Bikini
Tori Spelling is always disgusting, but this picture is especially horrifying. For god’s sake, PUT THAT THING AWAY!
Amber Rose looks dressed and ready to serve time for this crime of fashion! (Hardy har har)
Denise Richards: Deer In Headlights
Denise Richards ALWAYS looks like a deer in headlights, and it’s so frightening. When will she just say enough is enough?
Lady Gaga… Just Being Ugly
Lady Gaga always makes me want to vomit. Fugly dress, fugly shoes, fugly makeup, fugly hair, fugly face.
I often wonder if Madam GagMe looks in the mirror and thinks to herself: “Deeyum! I am one attractive lady!”
…I’ll bet she does, given her high levels of delusion.
Brooke Shields’ Ugly Hat
I’m actually glad Brooke Shields is wearing that fugly hat. At least it partially hides her fugly face.
And now, time for this week’s Ugins – a new fan-favorite weekly feature of Hot Shiitake, part of The Week In Ugly.
1. ugly twins
2. either of two persons or things closely resembling each other in a manner that is very unattractive, unpleasant to look at, or displeasing in appearance.
See also: uglets
Amber Rose & Breaking Bad’s Walter White & Jesse Pinkman
Amber Rose looks like she’s ready to join the meth-cooking team on Breaking Bad in her fugly yellow jumpsuit…
Where you been hiding at, Taylor Momsen? Ho Hum, I guess you’ll just have to see her past ugly appearances. I guess the gods of ugly didn’t make this such a great week, after all.