The Week In Ugly: Grandma Bikinis, Smoking Old Hags & More

Ugly Celebrities

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We’re gonna start this week’s ugly with another guessing game!

(See “Guess The Celebrity” to play s’more!)

Guess which Disney Channel star was caught smoking this week?

Vanessa Hudgens Smoking

Click on the image above, to reveal the identity of this disgusting, smoking old hag.

And the answer is……

It’s Vanessa Hudgens Smoking… Gross

When will V.Hudge and these other old hags learn that smoking is ugly?

Vanessa Hudgens is starting to become somewhat of a regular feature in The Week in Ugly… Good for you, Vaness. Good for you.

Now, try to guess the celebrity bikini body based solely on this set of grandma boobs:

(OK, it’s more of a swimsuit bod than a bikini bod, if we’re getting technical.)
Maggie Gyllenhaal Bikini

Ready for the answer?…

Maggie Gyllenhaal Bikini

It’s A Maggie Gyllenhaal Bikini Pic… Yuck

Grandma Mags hit the beach with her brother, Jake Gyllenhaal, in Oahu for their father’s wedding.

Good for Maggie Gyllenhaal, showing girls ’round the world that they’re never too young to look like a grandma.

…and in other saggy celebrity boob news, we have:

Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga Nipples
Ding! Ding! Turkey’s done.

It’s a good thing Lady GagMe’s wearing nipple armor to protect those saggy boobs from her adoring fans.Ok, moving on from Celebrity Boobs … for now, at least.

Elle Fanning’s Glasses

Elle Fanning Glasses

Remember when Mischa Barton got her “Where’s Waldo” on and wore a pair of hideous spectacles quite similar to Elle Fanning‘s? Interesting. Verrrrrry interesting.

Janice Dickinson

Janice Dickinson Ugly

What an attractive, naturally beautiful lady…

Olivia Wilde

Olivia Wilde Free Hugs

Thank god Olivia Wilde is only wearing this hideous ensemble for her upcoming movie “Free Hugs”

Princess Beatrice, At Yet Another Royal Wedding

(Zara Phillips married England Rugby centre, Mike Tindall, on July 30, 2011)

Princess Beatrice Ugly Hat

Love, love, LOVE Princess Beatrice‘s matchy-matchy floral look! (Please note sarcasm.)

(Though Princess B looks quite questionable here, this could be considered an improvement from Princess Beatrice’s last stint as a Royal Wedding guest.)


ug-ins [ugg-inz]
1. ugly twins
2. either of two persons or things closely resembling each other in a manner that is very unattractive, unpleasant to look at, or displeasing in appearance.
See also: uglets

Lady GaGa and Bamm-Bamm Rubble

Lady Gaga Bamm Bamm Rubble
Oh, Lady Gaga, you never disappoint.

And last, but never least:

Scott Disick and Rob Kardashian

Scott Disick Rob Kardashian

Scott Disick Rob Kardashian was spotted lookin’ exceptionally douchey at a cake tasting for Kim Kardashian’s upcoming wedding

See you next week, you ugly little s#!ts.

*As always, click on the pictures to see even more ugly detail.

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