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Kim Kardashian Is A Mom Again — All Hail Baby Kimye, Pt. 2

Kanye West Kim Kardashian Baby Born

Kim Kardashian has popped her second baby out of the ole vajeen — what a glorious day to be alive!

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Ice-T & Coco’s Baby Is Here: Coco’s Butt Is Once Again Her Main Lady Lump

Ice T Coco Baby Born

Coco Austin‘s booty has taken back its rightful throne as Coco’s biggest lady lump. Which is our fancy-pants way of saying Ice-T‘s lady has given birth. No more baby bump!

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Food Network Fires Paula Deen: Bye, Ya’ll — PLUS: Paula’s ‘Apology’ Video

Food Network Fires Paula Deen

Last month, it was revealed that Paula Deen is the truest, purest form of Southener: an old, white racist…

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Rachel Zoe Pregnant With Second Baby: Secret Wizard Powers Evident

Rachel Zoe Pregnant

Everyone’s favorite celebrity stylist and “raisin face” (props to Nicole Richie, best nicknamer ever, on that one), Rachel Zoe, 41, has defied nature and gotten pregnant for the second time.

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Courtney Stodden Boob Job — Teen Bride Reveals Brand New Breastisses

Courtney Stodden Breast Implants

Everyone’s favorite wannabe-celebrity/hot-mess-in-training/aspiring-whatever, Courtney Stodden, 18, has gone under the plastic surgeon’s knife… what happened to being “rill”?

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Kim Kardashian Gives Birth: All Hail Baby Kimye — VIDEO

Kim Kardashian Gives Birth

After months and months of Kim Kardashian pregnancy pics (and horrifically evil maternity fashion), baby Kimye has finally been pushed forth from Kimbo’s krotch.

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2 Chainz Arrested At LAX — Rapper Caught With Pot … And Sizzurp

2 Chainz Arrested

Earlier today, June 11, 2013, 2 Chainz was arrested at LAX for possession of marijuana, but he had less than an ounce on him, so what gives?

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Chad ‘Ochocinco’ Johnson Arrested & Thrown In Jail — No Butts About It

Chad Johnson Arrested

Fallen NFL star, Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson, has been sentenced to 30 days in jail… because he slapped his male lawyer’s butt in court.

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Amanda Bynes In Court After Arrest — The Amanda Show Keeps Rolling

Amanda Bynes Court

After her marijuana arrest last night, Amanda Bynes spent a long night in lockup, waiting for a judge to become available for her arraignment hearing.

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Eva Longoria Graduates From Grad School Just To Make You Feel Bad

Eva Longoria Graduate School

As if we didn’t already know Eva Longoria was a perfect human being, girlfriend went and got her graduate degree. Seriously?

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