Perhaps all the seizing has affected the basic functioning of Lil Wayne‘s brain, because the sizzurp-sipping, seizure-afflicted rapper has just signed Paris Hilton to his record label, Cash Money Records.
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Chief Keef Arrested For Smoking Weed In Hotel — #PotProblems
Chief Keef (real name: Keith Cozart) was arrested yesterday, May 20, 2013, in DeKalb County, Georgia, for disorderly conduct.
A Very Honey Boo Boo Wedding — Mama June & Sugar Bear Get Hitched
Everyone’s favorite country bumpkins, the Honey Boo Boo family, had a big ol’ redneck wedding yesterday, May 5, 2013, in their ultra-chic, ultra-exclusive Georgia backyard.
Justin Bieber In Hospital For Breathing Problems — What A Gas (Mask)
Justin Bieber lost his breath and collapsed (i.e. fainted like a little girl) on stage at his concert in London at the O2 arena (this all went down on Thursday, March 7, 2013, if you really must know the exact date). Biebs stopped the show, got checked out by docs backstage, and then, by the grace of god, found the strength to come back and finish his concert. The show must go on, after all.
Kim Kardashian’s Cat Dies — Have MERCY!
Kim Kardashian, the wettest blanket of all the Kardashians, shared some sad news with the class yesterday: her cat, Mercy, has died.
Crystal Harris & Hugh Hefner Engaged Again: Playboy Wedding Back On
Remember when Crystal called off her engagement to Hef back in June of 2011 – less than a week before they were set to tie the knot? Well, it looks like the prodigal bride has returned, as TMZ is reporting that Crystal Harris and Hugh Hefner’s wedding is back on. Three cheers for May-December romances!
’16 & Pregnant’ Again: Josh and Ebony Rendon Announce 2nd Pregnancy
So, what’s a young couple to do when Child Protective Services takes your daughter away? Why, stick another bun in the oven, of course!
Britney Spears: I’m Engaged, Ya’ll!
Britney Spears and her former-agent-turned-beau, Jason Trawick, are engaged (J.Traw popped the question on the evening of December 15, 2011) and the happy couple premiered their new engagement — namely Britney’s engagement ring — at Jason’s 40th birthday party at the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas, last night.
Get excited, ya’ll, ’cause Hot Shiitake has the [incredibly awkwardly posed] photos of the newly-engaged couple, below. (Spoiler Alert: Get ready for some epileptic seizing, Hot Shiitake’s master artist has prepared a fun-tastic animation for ya’ll.)
Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian: A Fairytale Divorce
Wow. Just wow. After being married for just 72 short days, Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce from Kris Humphries.
