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Britney Spears: I’m Engaged, Ya’ll!

Britney Spears Engaged Jason Trawick

Britney Spears and her former-agent-turned-beau, Jason Trawick, are engaged (J.Traw popped the question on the evening of December 15, 2011) and the happy couple premiered their new engagement — namely Britney’s engagement ring — at Jason’s 40th birthday party at the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas, last night.

Get excited, ya’ll, ’cause Hot Shiitake has the [incredibly awkwardly posed] photos of the newly-engaged couple, below. (Spoiler Alert: Get ready for some epileptic seizing, Hot Shiitake’s master artist has prepared a fun-tastic animation for ya’ll.)

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The Week In Ugly: Avril Lavigne & More Probable Hollywood Witches

Avril Lavigne Ugly

Hollywood must be getting ready for Halloween, because this week was chock full of witches, villains, and one lone superhero, desperately trying to fight them all.

PLUS: is crazy Britney Spears off the wagon?

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Britney Spears Releases ‘I Wanna Go’ Music Video — WATCH

Britney Spears I Wanna Go

Get excited, Britney Spears fans (AKA every person on the planet): Queen B has released her official music video for “I Wanna Go”!

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The Week In Ugly: Week of April 17-23, 2011

Today may be Easter, but ugly don’t take breaks just ’cause the Lord hath risen!

So, if you’re like me, & your Easter basket was chock full o’ bulls#!t, here’s some ugly to replace the b.s. with mounds of glee (and I’m not talking about the TV show starring that girl whose mouth takes up half her face. Although, SPOILER ALERT: she might be making a guest appearance in this week’s Ugly!).

But first, the lovely basket of joy that the Easter Bunny so kindly blessed me with:

Worst Easter Basket
Yep, that’s PB, Marmalade, Ladybug socks, a crappy hairbrush, AND shredded documents!
WOWIE ZOWIE! Thanks E-Bunz!

Now, time for this week’s ugly!
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Britney Spears Is a Slave 4 U, Till The World Ends

Britney Spears Till The World Ends

Brit-Brit released the music video for her latest single, “Till The World Ends,” in the wee hours of the morning. 3am EST, I believe was the exact time. Strange, strange timing. I don’t get it, but whatever.

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