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New Paris Hilton Album Looms — Lil Wayne Gives Has-Been Record Deal

Paris Hilton Record Deal

Perhaps all the seizing has affected the basic functioning of Lil Wayne‘s brain, because the sizzurp-sipping, seizure-afflicted rapper has just signed Paris Hilton to his record label, Cash Money Records.

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Chief Keef Arrested For Smoking Weed In Hotel — #PotProblems

Chief Keef Arrested

Chief Keef (real name: Keith Cozart) was arrested yesterday, May 20, 2013, in DeKalb County, Georgia, for disorderly conduct.

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A Very Honey Boo Boo Wedding — Mama June & Sugar Bear Get Hitched

Honey Boo Boo Wedding

Everyone’s favorite country bumpkins, the Honey Boo Boo family, had a big ol’ redneck wedding yesterday, May 5, 2013, in their ultra-chic, ultra-exclusive Georgia backyard.

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Justin Bieber In Hospital For Breathing Problems — What A Gas (Mask)

Justin Bieber Hospitalized

Justin Bieber lost his breath and collapsed (i.e. fainted like a little girl) on stage at his concert in London at the O2 arena (this all went down on Thursday, March 7, 2013, if you really must know the exact date). Biebs stopped the show, got checked out by docs backstage, and then, by the grace of god, found the strength to come back and finish his concert. The show must go on, after all.

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Kim Kardashian’s Cat is Dead — Mercy’s Short, Tortured Life in Photos

Kim Kardashian Cat Mercy

So, Kim Kardashian’s cat died

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