By now, we all know that Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver have separated (although no official legal action has been taken, as of yet).
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Arnold Schwarzenegger Boned a Chick Named Mildred?!?
The Week In Ugly: Week of April 24-30, 2011
The end of the month gave us a whole lotta ugly. And that’s the best gift of all.
Mariah Carey Pregnant
Check out Mariah Carey’s pregnant belly button — she’s about to freakin’ POP.
Mariah Carey just gave birth to twins yesterday, May 1, 2011, so we should probably offer her and Nick Cannon our well-wishes. Congratulations, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon! You guys suck.
Kate Middleton Gets on Her Knees at the Royal Wedding — Yeah, Girrrl
Hot Shiitake had had just about enough of all the Royal Wedding talk … until we saw this magnificent photograph of Prince William and Kate Middleton after their wedding ceremony on TMZ:
Jersey Shore Whore is Pregnant — From Fist-Pump To Baby Bump
Wanna guess which Jersey Shore cast member is sporting a fresh, new baby bump?
The preggers ‘Jersey Shore’ whore is….
Brooke Mueller’s Fun-Filled Week: Pawn Shops, Drug Tests, & More
Charlie Sheen‘s estranged (and arguably deranged) ex-wife, Brooke Mueller, has been up to some crazy shenans this week. She’s obviously out to show the world that she’s cleaning up her act, in order to retain custody of the children she birthed with loony toon, Sheen…
Tori Spelling is Pregnant: It’s like a ‘Week In Ugly’ Encore!
Good lord, is it not bad enough that we have to see and hear about this ugly, mile-long-faced wench once, sometimes twice, a year?!?
Michael Lohan Arrested For Domestic Violence — MiLo: Man of the Year
The Man With the Heart of Gold:
The world’s best dad, Michael Lohan, has been up to some new shenanigans. This time, however, the shenans don’t (directly) involve being an attention-seeking media-hooer. Nope, just some light wife-beating, NBD.
Chris Brown Breaks Window At ‘GMA’ — Breezy’s Rage Is But A Distant Memory
This morning, Chris Brown made a scheduled appearance on ABC‘s Good Morning America, to promote his new album, F.A.M.E.*
When the interviewer, Robin Roberts, touched on the topic of Brown’s 2009 “domestic incident” with then-girlfriend, Rihanna, his blood began to boil.
